It’s a bad morning for Boston sports haters, because the city has done it again: with endless celebrations in every major sport, New England fans can celebrate championships as often as the McRib returns.
But even the sweet victory of a championship should not stop us from hating Boston. Hating Boston is a 365-day job. They are Being happy means we need to stop trying to remind our kids that some things are still miserable.
Boston
The drought is over…
The winless streak in Boston (1,962 days) is the second-longest since 1960, when the Bruins, Celtics, Patriots and Red Sox all tied for first place.
We survived pic.twitter.com/wyCm4Het4y
— Boston Sports Information (@bostonsportsinf) June 18, 2024
11 things to tell Boston sports fans today and keep hating them
- of Red Sox 11.5 games behind Yankees
- The Bruins were blown out by the Panthers in the NHL playoffs.
- The New England Revolution is the worst team in MLS.
- The Patriots haven’t had a winning season since 2021.
- The Boston Cannons lost to New York 19-11 in this season’s Premier League Lacrosse.
Now this is getting difficult…
- You don’t even have a team in Major League Cricket! Peasants!
- Drake Maye might be a dud! (But he probably won’t be, because we like him a lot and the Patriots have him and have a good chance of winning with him.)
- Boston College finished 9th in the ACC in football! Underdogs lol
Oh, Boston is really good at sports.
- Remember when Boston College lost to UNLV in March Madness? How embarrassing!
- Jaylen Brown is still the worst dunk contest winner in history
- Dunkin’ Donuts is consistently mediocre fast food catering to babies who don’t like the taste of their coffee but love the taste of their cardboard sandwiches and donuts. I know this has nothing to do with sports, but you guys are too good at sports so I have to fight dirty.
