The Saints are forced to change quarterbacks after Derek Carr suffered an injury to his non-throwing hand, and Jake Hoerner agrees. It comes with the realization that no one in the history of sports has been less athletic than Jake Hayner.
Need more proof?
- Jake Hayner looks like the actor who plays quarterback in a Hallmark movie
- Hoehner can only work on Sundays because someone took a shift at Hollister.
- I'm 90% sure this is one of the bartenders. vanderpump rules
- Jake Hayner could confirm he was one of the male models killed in Derek Zoolander's tragic gas fight incident
- Haener has OnlyFans, but only until he pays off his student loans
- Jake Haner will be bartending at #ClubSwet on Saturday night. he is willing to take off his shirt to get tips
- Haener is a dermatologist on TikTok
- Jake Hayner is the guy who eats brunch all the time and writes Yelp reviews for each restaurant.
- He is a cocky employee at GAP who badmouths every customer when they aren't looking
- Jake Haner is Nashville's best wedding planner
- Haener offers an exclusive range of niche yet successful podcasts. sex and the city
- Jake Hayner was named “Most Likely to Say 'Kill'” in his High School Yearbook
- He's a Nepobaby who took over his family's Fiat dealership
- Jake Hayner is the yacht's personal chef
- Jake Hayner is still trying to figure out what “FroYo” means
- Jake Hayner competed in a Jake Hayner look-alike contest but was eliminated.
- He's a firefighter, and he joined the department just to be on the calendar.
- Jake Hayner plays Vincent Stone on hit soap opera one day at a time
