MaMaybe 3% will watch it. Or maybe 81% will give you a headache. The sequel to the kids' cartoon 100% Wolf is a flop that tells the story of Freddy Lupin (voiced by Eli Swindells), the teenage heir to the titular werewolf family. In the first film, poor Freddy discovers that the light of the full moon transforms him into a fluffy neon pink poodle. The sheer absurdity of the first film was amusing, light-hearted and fun. This new one is so frenetic that adults might want to pop some painkillers.
Freddy is still as angry and despised as ever by his pack. In desperation, he prays to the moon spirit for divine intervention. A mischievous baby spirit named Moopoo (Elizabeth Naben) takes pity on him and transforms Freddy into a werewolf. Little Moopoo then crashes to Earth, and a witch played by Jennifer Saunders (who really deserves better) gets involved. For some reason, it's all very boring and chaotic.
200% Wolf reminded me of the kids' shows that fill streaming sites: shows I've never heard of, bland, cheesy imitations of popular shows. My seven-year-old viewing companion didn't last ten minutes; not even the cash rewards could keep her in front of the screen, so she missed the film's only decent dog joke. When baby moon spirit Moopoo vomits, Freddy's canine pals are silent over the pile of vomit until one of them speaks up: “Who's gonna eat it?”
