Andy Cohen welcomed his co-host John Hill to Bravo Clubhouse, and naturally, things got a bit risqué. During Monday night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live, Cohen asked Hill to share his top five holiday wishes for him. “What could possibly go wrong?” Cohen asked, clearly a mix of excitement and nervousness.
Hill kicked off the list with, “No. 5: A jolly giant fat old man stuck in a dirty chimney.” Then he continued with a playful line about “raindrops on roses and a bottomless bukkake of dreidels and gelt,” which made Cohen pause to question the appropriateness of comparing dreidels to that. Hill just shrugged, replying, “I don’t know what kind of Hanukkah you’re having.”
But number three might have taken the cake: Hill mentioned “fierce rivalry,” which seemed to catch Cohen’s interest. It turns out Cohen is a fan of a certain HBO Max series showcasing a steamy romance between hockey rivals, and he eagerly responded, “I can stand in the back. Yes, of course.”
For his second wish, Hill expressed that Cohen should be “visited by the ghosts of housewives past, present, and currently suing him.” A nod perhaps to Leah McSweeney? Who knows.
And drumroll for the final wish… Hill proclaimed, “My favorite Christmas wish for Andy is to airdrop his most festive hole photo all over Times Square right after the ball drops.” Is there enough tequila in the world for that moment? Probably not, but I guess Anderson Cooper might keep him in check.
This part of the show usually veers into scandalous territory. Just in January, when Hill listed her top five hopes for 2025, one of them was for Cohen to “get bigger boobs” and “learn how to read.” But the highlight was when she pressed him to “release” their 2003 sex tape.
Cohen also got playful, mentioning, “I think there’s one other thing besides format, and that’s junk format.” He laughed it off, suggesting he might struggle to transfer it.
Watch What Happens Live airs Sundays through Thursdays at 10 PM ET on Bravo, with new episodes available to stream on Peacock the following day.
