Epstein’s Inappropriate Birthday Joke Revealed

Jeffrey Epstein, a late sex offender, reportedly made a ridiculous joke about anatomy to Kathy Ruemmler, who once advised former President Barack Obama, on her 62nd birthday. This came to light through documents released by the Department of Justice (DOJ).

Ruemmler, now serving as Chief Legal Officer and General Counsel at Goldman Sachs, had sent Epstein a heartfelt birthday message stating, “I hope you enjoy this day with your one and only true love.” In his response, Epstein mentioned, “It has been said that men typically name their penises because it is inappropriate to make love to a stranger.”

In a rather cynical exchange, Ruemmler replied, “It is hard to believe that there are still unanswered questions about whether men are the inferior sex.”

The released files revealed that Epstein and Ruemmler shared a close relationship. Epstein gifted her several expensive items, including a Hermès bag valued over $9,000 and a Fendi coat and bag exceeding $6,000. It’s quite astonishing to think that such lavish gifts were exchanged, considering the unfolding circumstances involved.

Ruemmler expressed her gratitude for their friendship in multiple emails. For instance, she fondly noted, “Thinking of you and so grateful for your friendship, sitting in the Swissair first class lounge drinking some delicious red wine (just one glass!).”

Despite their relationship, Ruemmler distanced herself from Epstein in a 2017 text, referring to him as “My greatest advocate and greatest feminist.” Nevertheless, she clarified that he did not represent or pay her, stating instead that she was “one of several lawyers that Epstein informally sought advice from.”