That’s one way to erase the memory of a shitty relationship.
A company called Who Gives A Crap is giving heartbroken people the chance to “flush their ex” by turning unwanted love letters into toilet paper.
“Mail us the remaining love letters that are taking up mental space in your sock drawer. We deliver them to our production facility, where we magically convert BS to TP. ,” the company said. its promotion.
“Because nothing spells closure like knowing that someone, somewhere, has that sweet thing exactly where it belongs.”
Letters will be accepted until February 29, long after Valentine’s Day.
“Don’t worry, we’re not going to read them,” the company promises, offering addresses in California, Australia and the United Kingdom to which the original communications were sent.
However, the letter will be added to another person due to its contents. In other words, the promotion acknowledged that there was no guarantee that he was “wiping his ass with old letters from his ex-lover.”
The news comes as Pizza Hut offers a cheesy way to send your loved one to Dumpsville: a “goodbye pie” that includes a customizable box to write your goodbyes.
An animal shelter in New Jersey is also asking cat lovers to name stray cats after their exes and have them spayed or neutered on Valentine’s Day.
