Madame Web was only released on Valentine’s Day, but it’s already being considered a huge flop. Despite starring big-name actors like Dakota Johnson and Sidney Sweeney, the movie received an abysmal rating of 3.8/10 stars on IMDb and 12% on Rotten Tomatoes.
“I don’t believe ‘Madame Web’ is a movie that was honestly made with the intention of making a profit or getting positive reviews,” says Lauren Chen, adding that the movie is so bad that , added that it seems so. It was produced by the same studio that produced “Two-Headed Shark Attack.”
But this is a shame, considering Sony Pictures is the studio behind Madame Web, and the conglomerate has been “praised and made a lot of money” in the past.
“For the first 10 minutes or so, I didn’t feel like I was actually watching a movie. I thought to myself, ‘Maybe a parody of the movie has already been released and they’re showing it by chance?’ Lauren said, noting that the opening scene was “very cheesy.”
“Let me introduce you to the opening scene of Madame Web,” she continued, reading some of the film’s first dialogue.
Ezekiel Sims: “That spider can give you superhuman strength and strength, right?” Las Aranas?
Cassandra’s Mother: “Las Aranas, the mythical spider-men who race through the treetops and punish evildoers with webs of black poison?” I like to base my research on science rather than legend, Mr. Sims. ”
Ezekiel Sims: “That spider is being wasted here.”
Cassandra’s mother: “This little spider has the potential to cure hundreds of diseases.”
“How did you get past the first edit?!” Lauren asks incredulously. “There are so many people involved in making a movie, but was there anyone who said, “Wait a minute, let’s try again”?”
Immediately after this scene, Cassandra’s mother says, “A small spider appears on screen with a small spider in a jar and simply announces that it has been found, but the actual location of the spider is done off-screen.” This makes little sense, considering that “the whole movie is based on something like this.” [that event].
Ezekiel then proceeds to kill Cassandra’s mother and her entire team in order to steal the spider, but before her mother dies, the infant Cassandra is handed over by Las Alañas, who suddenly appears. They take her to a “spider cave,” and then suddenly her movie “fast-forwards to 2003 New York, and now Cassie is all grown up.”
And that’s just the beginning of the movie.
There’s a weak connection to Peter Parker from the original Spider-Man series, nonsensical plot lines, and “annoying characters” among the “three Spider-Women…a white woman, a Latina woman, and a black woman.” “Madame Web was such a disastrous failure that it can’t even be considered a funny Hatewatch,” Lauren says.
For more of Lauren’s analysis, watch the video below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYxkQPxUgPM
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