Donald Trump could easily take back the White House, but he will have to make big, big choices.
There are a lot of rumors floating around in the MAGA world regarding President Trump’s running mate. Should it be Arizona firebrand Kali Lake or South Dakota spitfire Kristi Noem? What about Congress…MTG, Elise Stefanik, JD Vance? Or Trump’s old nemesis Ron DeSantis? Although biased against the Daily Caller and its legendary co-founder, this columnist wouldn’t mind seeing a Trump-Tucker ticket. Hey, Trump/Daily.
In any case, there’s enough evidence that President Trump only has one choice if he wants to secure a landslide victory over the Disney ride animatronic doll formerly known as Joe Biden. This rumor needs to stop because it is becoming clear.
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America doesn’t need another long-winded career politician chasing Trump on a short leash like Mike Pence, or a completely incompetent diversity talent who can giggle on command between rotten word salads. unnecessary.
No, this country has people who are popular, beautiful, young, talented, smart, and who not only understand the needs of rural MAGA voters, but also those who live in the most liberal enclave of all, Hollywood. We need someone who can appeal to the people living in the country.
Yes, President Trump’s best running mate grew up in a privileged environment in Spokane, Washington. Her parents are MAGA-adjacent. She is also the biggest star to come out of Hollywood since Marilyn Monroe.
and perhaps her most redeeming quality — Whether it’s her overall acting ability, her bubbly personality, her ability to navigate the cesspool that is Hollywood without sacrificing her values to the casting couch, or her desire to start a family like normal people. , even her beauty, her beauty, um, cup size — It’s just that she’s a pure American. She embodies the American vibe, with the flashy colors of white, red, and blue that we’re all used to, but in 2024 you won’t see much of that anymore.
She’s drinking an ice-cold beer on a Friday night (though it’s more like a pint of Miller Lite than Bud Light). She’s at Talladega Speedway and Jeff Gordon hitting 200 mph and him tearing the checkered flag. She is the sound a Hellfire missile makes when it lands on a terrorist’s head. (Related: Sorry haters: Hot women who play sports are pure America)
Pure America. Not red, not blue. Just America.
That’s why she will give Trump a landslide victory in November. — Should Trump pull the trigger?
her name is…
SANTA MONICA, CA – FEBRUARY 18: Sydney Sweeney attends the 2024 People’s Choice Awards held at the Barker Hangar on February 18, 2024 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY – MAY 1: Sidney Sweeney attends the 2023 Met Gala Celebrating ‘Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty’ held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for Karl Lagerfeld)
LOS ANGELES, CA – OCTOBER 17: Sydney Sweeney attends ELLE’s 29th Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration hosted by Ralph Lauren, Amyris and Lexus at the Getty Center on October 17, 2022 in Los Angeles, California Attend the meeting. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images, ELLE)
[For a more intellectual take on Sydney Sweeney’s SNL appearance, read Gage Klipper’s piece, SNL Accidentally Proves Conservatives Right About Everything]
