The only thing Grady Dick seems to enjoy more than playing basketball is having the last name “Dick.” On Sunday night, he teamed up with the Magic’s Anthony Black to prove that it’s not the size of the jersey that matters, but how you use it.
Just in case you’re trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, as if this was just a coincidence on their part. I don’t know It was going to happen — see Exhibit B. Here’s how the two players clearly mapped out their plans for the “BLACK DICK” jersey exchange photo.
This has to be the most important subplot in the NBA right now. Gradey Dick’s mission is to make as many amazing jersey swaps as possible and immortalize them all in photos forever.
There are a lot of opportunities in the league and now he needs to discover them. Now let’s help Gradey with some ideas.
- Dick Ball (feat. LaMelo Ball)
- Brown Dick (feat. Jaylen Brown)
- Dick Curry (feat. Stephen Curry)
- FOURNIER DICK (feat. Evan Fournier) **DO NOT GOOGLE THIS**
- GREEN DICK (feat. Jeff Green)
- Harden Dick (feat. James Harden)
- Dick Hunter (feat. D’Andre Hunter)
- LITTLE DICK (feat. Nasir Little)
- Reddish Dick (feat. Cam Reddish)
- SUGGS DICK (feat. Jalen Suggs)
- Thor Dick (feat. JT Thor)
- White Dick (feat. Coby White)
There is a lot of beauty in the world.
