Are you feeling something? Eau de Filsee clogged toilet.
If you want to smell like Last Coal on the Lower East Side, Miller High Life is for you. We have launched a new cologne Just in time for the holiday season, it's supposed to smell like a dive bar at $60 a bottle.
The so-called Dive Barfume scent blends cedarwood and patchouli to recreate the scent of a bar counter, tobacco and leather to remind you of “worn leather bar stools,” and sea salt to “french fries.” and a basket of popcorn,” Champak Blossom, which recreates the scent of Miller High Life.
It's unclear whether the currently sold-out cologne will also smell like cigarette smoke, flooded toilets, and fights breaking out for no reason.
“Just in time for the holiday season, High Life brings the familiar dive bar scent to your home with High Life Dive Bar Fume. Happy High Life!” the fragrance listing reads. I am.
The Champagne of Beers also has other beer-themed holiday items in-store, including Miller High Life stockings and Christmas tree ornaments.
Instagram users went wild in the comments section of the post announcing the cologne, with one person commenting: “This has been my scent for 7 years.”
“Does it smell like shattered dreams?” posted another.
