Concession warfare is heating up! And I’m all for it!
Opening Day for the new baseball season is right around the corner, and as a result, teams are lining up to debut their latest genius concession food for people like … well .. us!
And lucky us, because what’s better than shoving a mammoth-sized piece of heart attack down your throat while watching a little three-cornered cat?!
Damn, I love baseball season. (RELATED: Texas Rangers Reveal Gargantuan ‘Boomstick Burrito,’ Dramatically Escalating America’s Taco Tuesday Tradition)
Anyways, let’s take a trip up to Minnesota and visit a minor league baseball team named the St. Paul Saints, because this overnight-legendary organization just gave us something from the heavens: “The Land of 10,000 Calories” hot dog.
Named The Land of 10,000 Calories because of the nickname of Minnesota, the Land of 10,000 Lakes, the iconic hot dog is smothered with pulled pork, French fries, mac and cheese and jalapeños.
Just check out this bad boy:
We heard you, @chef_saints. Now introducing The Land of 10,000 Calories at CHS Field! Come join us for the full experience of a 6-foot-long hot dog served with french fries and 4 20 oz. drinks! pic.twitter.com/OTV2R2MxRK
— St. Paul Saints (@StPaulSaints) March 26, 2025
As you see above, I covered the Texas Rangers and their “Boomstick Burrito,” and with how massive that thing is and how much I love Mexican food, I don’t know if anybody is topping that — even this behemoth hot dog.
Like, seriously, look at this thing:
The Rangers will have a 24-INCH BURRITO at games this year 🤯
The Boomstick Burrito is made with a 26-inch tortilla filled with rice, beans, seasoned taco meat, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, lettuce and sour cream
(via @rangers) pic.twitter.com/1Peubt1Lfu
— MLB (@MLB) March 25, 2025
Yeeeaaahhh … nobody’s toppin’ the “Boomstick Burrito.”
