Sebastian Maniscalco Roasts Jeff Bezos Ahead of Wedding

Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco had some fun at the Cannes Lions 2025 during his stand-up show, poking fun at Jeff Bezos’ impressive physique as the Amazon founder prepares for his wedding to fiancée Lauren Sanchez. The 51-year-old comedian humorously remarked on how Bezos, whom he’d described as a nerd years ago, has transformed since then.

While entertaining a crowd that included celebrities like Patrick Schwarzenegger and Paris Hilton, Maniscalco referred to Bezos as a “genius.” He joked about Bezos’s wealth and fitness, slyly adding, “What did we order? Oh, just one dental floss at the bottom of a box full of airbags.”

Recently, Bezos and Sanchez showcased their affection on a lavish $500 million yacht in the Mediterranean, spending quality time with friends before their wedding later this month.

The couple was spotted enjoying themselves, with Sanchez sporting a leopard-print bikini while Bezos lounged in a navy t-shirt and patterned swim trunks. They appeared relaxed and playful, sharing a joyful moment with friends on deck.

Despite the glamour surrounding their upcoming wedding in Venice, not everyone is thrilled about it. Locals voiced concerns regarding the potential chaos that large crowds might bring to the historic city. Organizers of a protest indicated possible venues, fearing the wedding could disrupt daily life for residents.

Details about the wedding itself remain under wraps, though reports suggest an extravagant guest list that could include personalities like Leonardo DiCaprio and Oprah Winfrey.

Interestingly, Bezos and Sanchez met in the mid-2010s but only officially acknowledged their relationship in 2019. Their love story continued to bloom, culminating in a proposal aboard a yacht in May 2023. Sanchez’s engagement ring, estimated between $3-5 million, certainly adds to the romance.

So, with a mix of excitement and apprehension, eyes are now firmly on Venice as this high-profile wedding approaches.