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A diehard football fan’s guide to college basketball before March Madness

Have you been consumed by soccer for the past five months, so are you so badly behind what's going on in the world of boys' college basketball? I want to change that, so do you sound like you know what you're talking about March Madness rolling in a month?

Again, we have SB Nation you, a stubborn soccer fan, ready to pay attention to the college hoops now that the Super Bowl is over.

Ask your questions.

So who is better?

Straight to the point. Okay. I like it.

The simplest answer at this point is “almost everyone in the SEC.” conf–

Ima will stop you immediately. We're talking about basketball here. Dribblin'. Dunkin'. Houston Floppy Corner Seal Half Coat Set.

You can return to the SEC combo in about 7 months.

I fully understand your confusion.

The fact in question is that some believe that the SEC is not the best meeting in college basketball at present, but the best meeting in modern history of sports.

Four of the top five teams in the current AP Top 25 polls come from the SEC. The league's 16 teams won 88.9% of non-meeting games. This is the best from the conference records compiled by the league over the century.

There's a lot of chatter about the SEC being able to set up new records to create NCAA tournaments for most teams in one conference (now 11 from Big East in 2011), and could be the first meeting to claim everything There is an increasing number of chattering. The four No. 1 seeds of Big Dance.

I really don't do numbers.

This year's SEC is very good.

Dope. So who is the best team in the SEC?

The timing was actually no more perfect in answering this question.

Auburn is the team ranked number one in the AP Top 25 polls, while Alabama is the team number one in the top 25 coaches polls. The two rivals squared at Tuscaloosa on Saturday, and the winner will be the uncontroversial No. 1 team in the sport for now.

Hey, do you remember “Kick 6”?

i will do it.

That was great.

it was.

Is Duke okay? I think Duke is a good thing.

Duke is good.

The Blue Devils are currently the only non-SEC team ranked in the top five. They beat Auburn in December and are currently sparkling 13-1 at the ACC. Jon Scheyer's team is definitely on the shortlist of teams that could win the national championship.

Have they won it all since Shion left?

Well, no, but Zion's team actually lol—

Are there any Zion-Type players this year?

In fact, yes.

The Duke Freshman Sensation Cooper Flag is currently popular to win all National Player of the Year awards and is also a nearby rock to become number one in the NBA Draft this June.

Yes, I think I heard him. Will he dunk?

He dunks.

So who else is supposed to be a future NBA star?

Although it's actually wild, in many mock drafts, the second and third picks are two freshmen who play for the same team. Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey Rutgers.

Wow, how good is Rutgers?

They emit a foul smell.

How does that make sense?

it's not.

Can UConn 3 peats be done?

They were able to do so, but this team is far more surprising than the last two to get it all.

The Huskys are currently 17-7 overall and 9-4 in the Big East. They have some really great wins, but they haven't yet discovered the consistency that has made them so lethal in the last few years, especially on the defensive side.

I love their coaches. He always seems very cold.

It's Dan Hurley, he's never cold, and he's never cold.

What has he done this season?

– He attacked officials through the Maui Invitational in November.

– After going 0-3 with Maui invitation, he insisted uconn He never played again in the early three-game tournaments again.

– January He told the officials “Don't turn your back on me, I'm the best coach in fucking sports.”

– This week he got hooked on it along with his fans after beating Clayton in Omaha.

It's definitely not cold, but it seems good for sports.

It's incredible for sports.

How about Coach K this year?

He retired.

Roy Williams?

Retirement.

Jim Boeheim?

Retirement

Jay Wright?

Retirement.

Tony Bennett?

He retired just before the start of the season.

Rick Pitino?

He is thriving!

Pitino, 72, owns St. John's in the middle of his best season of 25 years. The Red Storms are 21-4 overall and are currently sitting in the Big East standings with a 12-2 league record.

Do you remember when he coached in Kentucky?

i will do it.

Is Calipari still there?

He's not!

Former Kentucky player Mark Pope is currently in his first season as the Wildcats head coach and has had an incredible year. The UK ranks in the top 15 for most of the season and has won a big victory in Tennessee this week.

Meanwhile, Calipari is currently the head coach of Arkansas. The Razorbacks aren't that good this season and seem like a long shot to make an NCAA tournament.

Ah, it must have been crazy that Coach Cal returned to Kentucky for the first time.

It was definitely a scene.

How badly did the Wildcats smoke Arkansas?

In fact, the Razorbacks have pulled away the huge upset inside the rap arena.

Did Cal do John Wall Dance?

He didn't.

I would have done a John Wall Dance.

I don't think anyone even knows what this is.

Hey, do you remember when Pitino coached Louisville?

i will do it.

Are they still hot trash?

The Cardinals are actually in the middle of a great season thanks to first-year head coach Pat Kelsey.

It's neat. Hey, do you remember when Pitino coached Indiana?

no.

Are they still hot trash?

they are. And manager Mike Woodson has already announced he will step down at the end of the season, creating vacant seats in one of the sport's most renowned programs.

Will Brad Stephens finally return home?

perhaps.

Really! ?

Probably not.

Is there any other big work to be done?

for a long time Florida Head coach Leonard Hamilton announced he would resign at the end of the season. Miami head coach Jim Lalanaga resigned mid-season. Virginia will hire a new head coach to replace Tony Bennett at the end of the season.

Don't you want to coach at the ACC anymore?

It was definitely an age of ridiculous change for the league.

Hey, show me some cool dunks.

MichiganCoen Carr dunks everything and always reserved.

Most people in Auburn are very good at dunking.

Clayton's Jamiyaneer had a sweet poster against Xavier.

And finally, what about this filth from Thai Harper in Youngstown:

I like those crazy March Madness confusion. Who is going to pull away the crazy marching madness?

We can present some mid-way teams that look like legal top 30-50 teams, but try to predict the 14, 15, or 16 species that are shocking in the first round of the year As long as it is virtually impossible work at this point in the season.

Are you okay. Don't teach them obvious tournament rock like Gonzaga.

In fact, Gonzaga has been struggling a bit this season. But yes, both Zags and Perennial WCC rival Saint Mary's are good teams.

Mid-Major ranks take a little deeper look, Missouri Val's Drake –

Drake? Like a rapper? oh my god.

It's an Iowa school.

Ah, I know, man. It's just wild to hear that name in a college hoop conversation. It feels like there's a Super Bowl halftime show joke to make here, but I can't connect it.

So Missouri Valley's Drake is 23-2 overall, which is very good.

Yale of the Ivy League, Irvine and McNeese states of California in Big West in Southland are all other interim chairs worth noting before the calendar marches.

Isn't it like a billion years since the Big Ten team acquired it all?

yes. The last Big Ten team to win the national championship was Michigan in 2000.

And hasn't it been even longer since the West Coast team got it all?

yes. The last “West Coast” team to cut down the net was Arizona in 1997.

Does the Pac-12 team have a shot to cut the net this year?

good …

I don't know how to convey this, but the Pac-12 doesn't actually exist anymore.

So, is there no more UCLA?

They are in the Big 10 and they are pretty good.

Are you out of Arizona now?

They are in the Big 12 and they are pretty good.

Is there any more Washington state?

They are attending the West Coast Conference and stink.

Are there any more Houston?

what?

They were never on the Pac-12. They are on the Big 12 and are incredibly good.

Show me a cool buzzer barter. I really want to get into the March way of thinking.

Let's do it.

Let's go to MAAC where Fairfield recently surprised Marist near this full court.

Caleb Love also hit this boncar to send out Arizona games by shooting buzzer Iowa Working overtime. The Wildcats ultimately won.

And finally, there's Meac Magic from Norfolk with North Carolina Central.

Kansas is pretty good, right?

they are. It wasn't as good as people expected at the beginning of the season.

Gonzaga is pretty good, right?

they are. It wasn't as good as people expected at the beginning of the season.

Baylor is pretty good, isn't it?

they are. It wasn't as good as people expected at the beginning of the season.

North Carolina is pretty good, right?

They aren't.

Give me the Final Four.

Before I get the actual bracket, I really don't like to do it.

why?

Choosing the Final Four is a totally pointless exercise to choose the Final Four when many of the Final Four are based on tournament draws. Currently, if you choose four teams, two or three of them will be in the same area at the time of their selection on Sunday.

Well, I'm away from Purdue. I always forget what will happen in the months of March, but one thing I always remember is that Purdue chokes.

They took part in the National Championship Game last year.

oh yeah.

What if you just chose four soccer schools as a joke? “Like Bama, Auburn, Florida, Tennessee? I think it's hilarious.

No, that's… this was literally the first thing we talked about.

People at work will laugh.

This was all a waste of time.

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