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As Democrats Attack The Working Man‘s Vices, Teens Are Melting Their Brain Cells With Infamous Product

Democrats have recently waged war on working-class vices like nicotine pouches, but seem silent about American children having their brains melted with nitrous oxide.

Depraved teens are turning to Galaxy Gas, a nitrous oxide-filled whipped cream charger designed to jazz up desserts and cold brew coffee, to transform into brain-dead zombies, CNN reports. Reported September 20. But the Democrats did not mention anything about Galaxy Gas. According to the media, the situation has worsened and the Atlanta-based company has been forced to halt sales.

“Galaxy Gas products are used only for responsible cooking purposes and we are deeply concerned by recent news reports and social media posts about individuals who have illegally misused our products,” a company spokesperson said, according to the media. “Both our terms of use and conditions of sale strictly prohibit any illegal use, misuse or appeal to children.”

In our last newsletter, we covered the left-wing attacks on ordinary people’s use of Zyn. (Click here to sign up for Mr. Right's weekly newsletter)

Democrats like Tim Walz Mr Magoo the Marxistthey want to tax nicotine and legalize injection sites so that purple-haired drug addicts in Minneapolis can continue to use taxpayer money to destroy their lives. The problem with liberals who want to control every aspect of our lives is college football fans swilling gin at tailgates, not Ivy League degenerates who smoke so much pot that their brain cells melt and they become schizophrenic by the end of the fall semester. JD Vance, a successful man with a family, is “weird,” but a Brooklyn hipster who had a vasectomy at 35 and blank-guns 22-year-old OnlyFans hookers is totally normal.

Given the Left's obsession with underage sex change, the absurdity of this is excruciating. The average worker must be punished for his vice of garage beer and drunken Marlboros, but a parent who gets their child to have a sex change… what an important civic duty, what great parenting, what a hero of democracy! In the Left's worldview, Cathy, a confused 8-year-old with an overly vivid imagination who thinks she's a dinosaur, is entitled to subsidized puberty suppressants, but Frank, an adult construction worker, must pay an extra tax on his gin.

People like Tim Waltz believe that responsible adults who are trying to quit smoking but are stuck on construction sites or in office cubicles should pay more taxes, but teenagers, who, let's be honest, aren't very bright to begin with, should have their brains dissolved in cold soup and be left to their own devices. (Related: Tim Waltz Endorses Free Needles, Legalizes Marijuana, and Goes to War with Zyn)

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