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Box Office Tanks Again Thanks to $200M Apple Flop ‘Argylle’

Apple’s $200 million argyle It was a huge failure at the box office. $16.5 million This ensures that the overall box office drought of 2024 will be pushed into February.

argyle The film was directed by Matthew Vaughn, who apparently contracted Zack Snyder Syndrome during production in 2017. Kingsman: The Golden Circle.

Although not much is known about the disease and there is no known cure, Zack Snyder Syndrome is a condition in which a once-talented director crawls up his own butt and can’t find a way out.

The person who gave us great fun layer cake (2004), kick ass (2010), X-Men: First Class (2011), and Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) went missing during production. kingsman Sequel. Sadly, the symptoms of Zack Snyder Syndrome (formerly known as George Lucas Disease) are unmistakable. kingsman (2021) and now argyle (2024).

Generally, diagnosing Zack Snyder Syndrome requires watching two or more scary movies.But doctors say it’s Vaughn’s disease. talk about something else kick ass Combined with sequel kingsman and argyle Participation in the world of a single “superspy” confirmed their diagnosis.

argyle It’s so hated that it received a disastrous C+ CinemaScore, which rarely happens. 2024’s box office numbers are already down, with the just-ended Awful He’s a 5.1 percent difference compared to 2023 and a 36.2 percent difference compared to his pre-pandemic 2019. 3 years We are out of the pandemic, so let’s stop blaming the pandemic.

My question is this…why is Apple spending $200 million on… movie? Argaly, Murderer of the Flower Moon, Napoleon…? Why, why, why…?

Why do these streaming services cost so much money… movie?I’m not talking about the $35 million HBO style movies that come out every once in a while.? These $200 million blockbusters make no sense.

Let me learn a little about these idiots…

What we want from a streaming TV service is to be empty enough to check email or scroll through Twitter without missing anything, not two hours of empty, expensive TikTok videos. What we want is total immersion.

By “total immersion” we mean a hypnotic state in which you become so absorbed in the TV series that you forget everything else. The Sopranos, The Shield, The Wire, Justified, The Crown, Mad Men…Full immersion doesn’t have to be just a “luxury TV.” Using a familiar character, follow these steps: blue bloods law and orderand CSI This may have an effect. As well as intelligent true crime documentaries such as: Forensic files.

It seems to me that the essence of streaming is to create such content that attractive subscribers do not dare to unsubscribe. So why would he spend $200 million on a boring 150-minute feature film when he could spend the same amount on his 10-episode season of immersive television or 25 episodes of his immersive true-crime documentary? ?

Listen, I don’t watch this garbage anymore. Over the years, I’ve canceled Netflix, Peacock, Paramount+, and Apple due to too much gay sex, virtue signaling, scolding, and being unable to think about anything. The only reason I still have access to Amazon Prime is because shipping is free. And if you look at Amazon Prime’s streaming selection, that seems to be what it is. It’s a $5 billion pile of shit.

Do you want me as a customer?Let me relive the experience I was watching Lost, Boardwalk Empire, Battlestar Galactica (2004), twin peaks, Breaking Bad, married with childrenoriginal Star Trek, hill street blues, Deadwood (Rome), Dear honeymooners, seinfeldand game of thrones.

That’s the best I can ask for. You’ll find yourself immersed in a world full of fascinating characters that you won’t want to leave for dozens of hours. And even after being forced out, the show remains for a while.

This $200 million high price for sugar…why?

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