Completely Outlandish Statistic Proves That Caitlin Clark Will Go Down As The Greatest Women’s Hooper Of All-Time
There’s no telling how many records Indiana Fever superstar Caitlin Clark is going to end up with when she retires, but it’s most certainly going to be a lot. Let’s go with the most recent example, with Clark becoming the first rookie to tally multiple triple-doubles in a campaign by doing so Wednesday night against […]
Scientists Discover New 73-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Species
Scientists revealed the discovery of a new titanosaur species Wednesday, believed to be 73 million-years-old and weighing up to 15 tons. Researchers working at the Lo Hueco site near Cuenca, Spain, identified the enormous beast from a single partial skeleton, according to the study published in the journal Communications Biology. Known as the Qunkasaura pintiquiniestra (Qunkasaur, or […]
Major Industry Execs Say The Quiet Part Out Loud: Entertainment Is Falling Apart
An article published Thursday, supposedly centered on diversity, actually revealed the real issue within entertainment: The industry is overwhelmed and falling apart. Despite being centered on the BBC’s creative diversity boss Jessica Schibli and her 25% diversity target for all of the network’s shows, the exclusive article from Deadline said the quiet part out loud: […]
Florida State Spent A Whopping $12 Million On NIL Just To Start Out Season 0-2: REPORT
Things are so bad in Tallahassee right now… Holy hell. The college football season may have just begun, but it’s clear who the most embarrassing team of the campaign is — yes, already. Heading into the 2024 season, there were crazy expectations around the Florida State University football program. Not only were they picked to […]
You Thought Biden’s DOJ Was Bad? Just Wait Until You See What Kamala Has In Store
President Joe Biden oversaw the weaponization of the Justice Department to an extent most Americans would have found unthinkable only a few short years ago. If elected president, Kamala Harris could make Biden’s DOJ seem warm and friendly by comparison. Biden’s DOJ spent the last four years wreaking havoc on the idea of blind justice. […]
Patrick Surtain Becomes Highest-Paid Player Ever At DB Position After Landing $96 Million Extension From Broncos
Patrick Surtain has secured the bag! Earlier in 2024, Denver Broncos general manager George Paton went on the record and stated that it was a “no-brainer” to make a move to guarantee superstar cornerback Patrick Surtain would remain with his franchise “for a long time.” Well, the Broncs did exactly that Wednesday as the organization […]
BROOKE ROLLINS: Americans Must Realize There’s Only One Path To Prosperity This November
Elections are not singular affairs. Every vote in the American system may be a binary output for or against one or the other candidate, but the simple yes-or-no, this-or-that of the vote bears with it a rich variety of inputs that yield the definable output. Campaigns are fundamentally about asserting and influencing those inputs. Abraham Lincoln called […]
REP. MICHAEL CLOUD: Republicans Need To Play The Long Game In Budget Battle With Democrats
Every year, Congress is supposed to pass a budget that reflects the priorities of the American people. We all know that Sept. 30 is the deadline; yet every year, like clockwork, Congress acts surprised when it arrives. It’s as if they forgot the date was coming, and we’re left with the same frustrating scenario: forced […]
LET THE DRAMA UNFOLD: McIlroy, Scheffler, DeChambeau, Koepka Set To Face Off In PGA Vs. LIV Television Battle
I’m absolutely loving DeChambeau and Koepka pairing up — go LIV! It’s been a golf civil war in the headlines, in business and behind-the-scenes when it comes to the rivalry between PGA and LIV. And now it looks like it’s coming to the silver screen. According to a report Wednesday from Golfweek, a made-for-television match […]
HART: 60 Daze To Confuse Voters Into Electing Kamala
Note: This is a satirical piece. Joe Biden celebrated Labor Day by taking another vacation, this one at the White House. He really does not know the meaning of Labor Day, which is the day when we honor those who might soon be deported. Speaking of labor, Harris finally gave a brief interview. It was […]