Watch A Group Of Idiot Tourists Nearly Die At Yellowstone National Park
A video shared Monday by the “Tourons of Yellowstone” Instagram account showed a group of idiot tourists seemingly trying to die amongst a herd of bison. How few brain cells does a gaggle of tourons (“tourists” and “morons”) have to possess to go wandering into a herd of bison at Yellowstone National Park? My guess […]
‘F*ck You’: Marshawn Lynch Hilariously Trolls 49ers Fans After San Francisco Takes An L In The Super Bowl
Marshawn Lynch is such a G for this! After the San Francisco 49ers’ disastrous defeat to the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LVIII, legendary Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch couldn’t help but make fun of depressed Niners fans — the same fan base of his former NFC West rival — while walking through […]
QUAY: Reject Taylor Swift. Embrace Lana Del Rey
With the Chiefs’ victory in the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift’s stranglehold on American culture continues to grow. She is, to quote the article profiling her as Time’s Person of the Year, “the main character of the world.” Some right-wingers have claimed that both the NFL season and Swift’s sudden rise from mere stardom an empyrean […]
MLB Blasted For Very, Very Awkward Black History Month Post Celebrating Barry Bonds
When I say the name “Barry Bonds,” I bet you instantly have a take. That’s the all-time home run leader* for ya, even in retirement he’s probably the most polarizing individual in all of baseball. For example: MLB decided to celebrate Bonds with a Black History Month social media post and as a result, a […]
ROOKE: Virginia Has A Problem Only The Governor Can Fix
Armed with the executive branch’s veto power, VA Gov. Glenn Youngkin is the only person able to protect important historical sites under attack by activists in the General Assembly. It’s up to him to decide if future generations of Americans will have access to the homes where the men responsible for forming the U.S. were […]
‘Somebody Getting Super Blessed’: Drake Is Giving Away His $2.3 Million Winnings From Super Bowl Bet
Hot damn, I wish I could’ve been at this show… If you don’t know the situation, Drake on multiple occasions has “cursed” teams by putting gargantuan-sized bets on them, just for that particular franchise to take an L — and for Drake to lose his money. For Super Bowl LVIII, Drizzy threw a whopping $1.115 […]
‘You Watching From The Couch’: Several NFL Stars Start Openly Beefing Online As Super Bowl Dust Settles
Multiple San Francisco 49ers players engaged in public social media beefs with fellow NFL stars following their heartbreaking Super Bowl LVIII loss to the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday night. First, 49ers cornerback Charvarius Ward responded to his fellow corner, first-team All-Pro Jets cornerback Sauce Gardner, in a spicy now-deleted tweet. Gardner originally tweeted out […]
Fans Roast J.J. Watt For ‘Electrocuted’ Hairstyle At Super Bowl
J.J. Watt was trying to swag out … until he didn’t. The ex-superstar for the Houston Texans (and Arizona Cardinals) and current analyst for CBS had one hell of a hairdo Sunday night for Super Bowl LVIII, and boy oh boy, did he get grilled for it. Normally, Watt goes for the clean-cut, short hair […]
REPORT: NFL Legend’s Son Klint Kubiak Follows In Father’s Footsteps After Landing Coordinator Gig
Klint Kubiak, former San Francisco 49ers passing game coordinator and son of legendary coach Gary Kubiak, has reportedly landed a gig as the New Orleans Saints’ offensive coordinator, sources informed Ian Rapoport of NFL Network. Klint, son of Super Bowl winning former Denver Broncos and Houston Texans head coach Gary Kubiak, is fresh off a […]
Troy Aikman Mocked For 2019 Patrick Mahomes Post That Aged Like That Egg Salad In Your Fridge
This is the definition of eating your words — unlike that egg salad. Affiliated with The Athletic, a Kansas City Chiefs podcast named “Time’s Ours” were holding a conversation in 2019 where they were trying to figure out what quarterback Patrick Mahomes‘ peak was gonna be. At that point in his career, Pat didn’t have […]