FUNK: Did Kentucky Legislators Declare Open Season On Homeless People?
On Jan. 19, the Kentucky House passed the controversial Bill 5, known as the “Safer Kentucky Act.” The bill understandably drew significant local attention due to its sweep and aspiration. But a short provision relating to the use of force to prevent unlawful “camping” has pushed the reform proposal onto the national media stage as […]
SELIP: Is Nikki Haley Gaslighting Republicans?
In five months, the Nikki Haley presidential campaign agenda escalated quickly from neoconservative policy proposals and Romney-esque talking points to all-out war on former president Donald Trump. And she isn’t attacking his legislative priorities; she’s attacking his age. The first few debates were the Nikki Show, where the former United Nations ambassador and South Carolina […]
Tom Brady’s Dad Says ‘Horrible’ Bill Belichick Trait Wrecked Patriots
Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will probably go down as the best head coach/quarterback duo in NFL history. The pair won a historically high six Super Bowls together, smashing records along the way. But the pair’s relationship hasn’t always been sunshine and roses. Brady’s dad, Tom Brady Sr., recently stuck up for Belichick in an […]
‘Tails Never Fails’: Gambler Places A Whopping $100,000 On The Super Bowl Coin Toss
Who knew a coin toss could be such an adrenaline rush? It’ll be a massive one for a Super Bowl gambler, as my man placed a crazy $100,000 on the coin toss for the Big Game between the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs at Allegiant Stadium next weekend. The bettor made the wager […]
Ravens Tight End Mark Andrews Saves Woman’s Life On Flight
I often say everything happens for a reason, and the Baltimore Ravens’ recent heartbreaking playoff loss to the Kansas City Chiefs may have happened for a very good reason: To save a woman’s life. Star Ravens tight end Mark Andrews apparently saved a woman’s life on a flight, according to one Baltimore resident on Twitter. […]
Rich Parents Blowing $250,000 Or More On ‘Consultants’ To Get Their Kids Into Worthless Ivy League Schools
An article published by New York Magazine in late January detailed how stupid rich parents are when it comes to supporting their children’s academic success. Parents are apparently willing to pay $120,000 per year for their children to receive “peer” consulting that is supposed to get them into an Ivy League university, according to an […]
‘City Killer’ Asteroid On Course For Extremely Close Approach
A “potentially hazardous” asteroid will zip past Earth Friday, February 2, reaching its closest point to our home planet for more than a century. The football-stadium-sized space rock is named 2008 OS7, and is roughly 890 feet across, NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory said in their asteroid database. The closest approach we should see of 2008 […]
Scientists Find Link Between Energy Drinks And Childhood Mental Health, And It Shouldn’t Surprise You
A study published mid-January found a wealth of evidence supporting a correlation between consumption of energy drinks during childhood and mental health issues. The comprehensive inquiry examined data from 57 studies, encompassing more than 1.2 million young people from 21 different countries and was published in the Public Health journal. The researchers found a significant […]
DAWN BUCKINGHAM: Biden, Keep Your Hands Off The Texas National Guard
During the American Revolution, a force of soldiers was prepared to protect their families, towns, and freedom. The symbol of the Minute Man is recognized as one of strength and readiness. The descendants of the colonial Minute Men are today’s National Guard. That is why the Army National Guard uses the Minute Man, standing firmly […]
Meanwhile In McDonald’s: Woman Blasts Dude In The Head With A Friggin’ High Chair For Allegedly Touching Her ‘A**’
Wanna see some crazy ish? … I got you. In Toronto, Ontario (yes, Canada), a McDonald’s inside of a Walmart brought us an absolutely chaotic scene. There was tension poppin’ off between two customers inside of the T-Dot McDonald’s, and another customer obviously could feel the thickness of it and reacted how we all would […]