Amber Heard Allegedly Defecated In Johnny Depp’s Bed, Now Thinks She Can Raise Two Kids Alone
Amber Heard’s biggest claim to fame came in the courtroom when she was accused of shitting in Johnny Depp’s bed. She now thinks she’s capable of raising two children alone. The disgraced actress was torn apart in court during a defamation battle against her ex-husband, Johnny Depp. Alleged details of the estranged couple’s destructive, disturbing, […]
JASON LEWIS: Kash Patel Will Clean Things Up At The FBI
“But I’m carrying the weight of all the useless junk “A modern man accumulates, “I’m a statistic in a system “That a civil servant dominates.” —Billy Joel, Running On Ice Lest you thought this was going to be easy. No sooner had President Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter — which he repeatedly said he […]
Letter Sent To Kirk Herbstreit Regarding His Dead Dog Is Perfect Representation Of Biden’s Presidency
First off, rest in peace to the dog and best wishes to Kirk, this is NOTHING against them. It hasn’t been a month yet since ESPN college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit’s dog died, and the sadness is still very thick across America. I mean, damn, nobody wants to hear stories about dead dogs. Hell, the […]
Martina Navratilova Blasts Democrats For Their Complete Ignorance On Transgender Athletes Ruining Female Sports
I don’t usually agree with Martina, but when I do… Tennis legend Martina Navratilova might be a Democrat, and pretty far to the left at that, but she does go against their ignorant party line on one thing. In fact, she disagrees with it so much that she’s on the side of common sense, and […]
HART: Hunter Biden Pardon Issued From Democrats’ Lofty Moral Perch
Note: This article contains satirical elements. Buried in the myriad lies the Democrats and their media propagated for years (Russia hoax, Trump impeachments and lawfare prosecutions, COVID myths, the border being secure, Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinformation, inflation was transitory, the Afghanistan withdrawal was a success, Robert Hur lied when he said Biden wasn’t sharp, […]
Crystal Palace’s Marc Guehi Finds Out Fate For ‘I Love Jesus’ Message He Wrote On Premier League’s LGBTQ Armband
Marc Guehi did nothing wrong. The captain of Crystal Palace wrote “I love Jesus” on his LGBTQ rainbow armband that he was forced to wear by the English Premier League (EPL), and he’s now found out his fate as he was potentially facing punishment. (RELATED: Browns’ Jameis Winston Asks God To Deliver Him From Pick […]
Daily Caller Documentary Exposes Dangers Of Online Grooming And The Creeps Who Want To Trans Your Kids
As the U.S. Supreme Court hears arguments Wednesday concerning Tennessee’s ban on child sex changes, there’s no better time to revisit a Daily Caller documentary that exposes the utter depravity of online grooming. In 2023, the Biden DOJ sued the state of Tennessee over a bill that banned child sex changes, claiming the legislation violated […]
MIKE DAVIS: Washington Swamp Fears Kash Patel. That’s Why He’s The Perfect FBI Director Pick
President Trump completed the most impressive political comeback in American history. He not only won 312 electoral votes, but he won the national popular vote and reshaped the political landscape. President Trump’s victory comes with a mandate from voters to reform Washington. On the campaign trail, President Trump vowed to end the weaponization of our […]
From An Obama To A Biden: Here’s The Definitive Ranking Of Loser Presidential Relatives
America’s elites, especially those who manage to ascend to the White House, usually have skeletons in the closet. And these very same elites, though marred by legal and ethical problems of their own, often treat their neighbors lower in the pecking order as proles; inferior, socially and morally. “Garbage,” as President Joe Biden recently said. […]
Jemele Hill Goes Complete Stupid In Latest Comments About Donald Trump, Kamala Harris
Just Jemele Hill out here being ignorant … What else is new? Following the victory of President-elect Donald Trump in the 2024 election, failed sports pundit Jemele Hill said on Twitter that she had no comment, even though she technically did by writing a post, but whatever. Hill even stated that she was going to […]