No memo was captured during the recent hack.
Democrats have been using the Epstein narrative quite a bit this year. Whenever President Donald Trump does something they dislike—really, anything—they claim it’s merely a diversion from the Epstein files.
Pratt wouldn’t be the first reality TV figure to stir things up politically. Remember, he was working shifts at McDonald’s as well…
The pressure seems to be mounting all at once.
Interestingly, the Biden administration had access to these files for four years but chose not to release them. Because, honestly, if any of those files contained anything damning about Trump, Team Biden could easily have kept them hidden.
Right, Jean?
But now, the excuse of being “distracted from the Epstein files” sounds increasingly absurd. Why? Because we’ve already seen some of those documents, and the only one who really faced backlash was President Bill Clinton.
So what unfolded when Team Trump managed to shift the spotlight onto Venezuelan strongman Nicolás Maduro, making it seem like an escape plan?
Team Late Night claimed this was…well, really… A tactic to divert attention from the Epstein files.
Kimmel. Fallon. Colbert.
Same storyline. There’s certainly a lack of shame involved…
The timing couldn’t have been more convenient.
Go over there, Tim.
Our political landscape is dotted with clueless figures, like code-switching Princess Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) and soon-to-be jobless Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (D). That might be too tame for former MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann.
Now, experts are stepping in to claim the title themselves.
The fifth “Jackass” movie is set to come out in June. This surprise project brings 50-something Johnny Knoxville and his friends back to the chaos that started on MTV years ago—October 2000, to be exact.
The stunts ranged from covering parts of their swimsuits with bees to—you guessed it—supergluing them together.
What’s left? Perhaps they could try watching CNN for 24 straight hours without losing their sanity…
smear coefficient
One of the best gags in “This Is Spinal Tap” revolves around their drummer. Tragically, playing for the heavy metal band Skins meant risking life and limb—think spontaneous combustion or choking on someone else’s vomit.
Even weirder was the bizarre gardening mishap.
Given that context, it’s quite a miracle that Foo Fighters guitarist Pat Smear is still around. At 66, he injured his feet while gardening, as per the band’s Instagram.
The Foo Fighters starred in the horror comedy “Studio 666,” so they clearly have a sense of humor. Did he somehow turn a mishap into a comedic moment?
In any case, he might likely be replaced on the current tour until he recovers. Fingers crossed this band can hit #11 when he’s back…
From “The Hills” to political aspirations?
Reagan. Ventura. Schwarzenegger. Franken. Mr. Trump. Pratt?
Reality show veteran Spencer Pratt is becoming a nuisance for California Democrats following last year’s disastrous Palisades fire. He witnessed the fallout from mismanaged land and the lackluster recovery efforts.
Now, he’s taking action.
Pratt announced his candidacy against Mayor Karen Bass in the upcoming Los Angeles election.
“Let’s get the LA cameras ready again!” he said in a tweet.
While he may lack political experience, it’s hard to imagine anyone doing worse than the current chaos. And, to be fair, he wouldn’t be the first reality star to step into politics. After all, he was working shifts at McDonald’s…
McCarthy’s “View” Reflection
Jenny McCarthy shared her thoughts on “The View,” and it’s not flattering.
The model turned actress reminisced about her time on the feminist talk show during an appearance on ‘Katie Miller Podcast,’ explaining how the tone shifted to politics during her year there.
She joined to discuss pop culture and other sensitive topics, but the program took a more political stance. No, thank you, she reflected.
“They invited me back for the reunion. I honestly wondered if I’d ever set foot there again unless it was after I was dead,” she said.
Meghan McCain would likely share a similar sentiment about any revival discussions.
