It’s Saturday morning, and the sun is just about to rise. My weekend kicks off once I wrap up this screencap. So, let’s dive right in.
The NFL season is on the horizon. How do I know? Well, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders had their fitting yesterday, and they finally got those coveted top knots that so many cheerleaders around the world dream about. It was heartwarming to watch them get emotional, realizing their lives are about to shift dramatically as they prepare to spend the next ten weeks dancing for Duck and CeeDee Lamb. Although…let’s be real, does anyone really think the Cowboys are making the playoffs?
I’m trying to think about what this feeling is like for men. Maybe it’s akin to when a guy first sits in a brand new Dodge Ram or an F-250. I’ve never sat behind the wheel of a brand-new truck myself, but I can imagine it must feel pretty incredible for a man to be at the peak of his economic game.
WWE Superstar Nikki Bella Takes on New Role, Cowboys Cheerleaders Head Overseas
If you didn’t already know, the latest season of “America’s Sweetheart,” featuring the Cowboys cheerleaders, is streaming on Netflix. Honestly, I find the whole team selection process captivating, not to mention the rigorous training they go through for a short ten-week season.
From what I’ve seen, it looks like the effort from the cheerleaders surpasses that of Duck. And I dare say it’s more intense—definitely more compelling than “Hard Knocks.” Seriously, where do you see DCC CEO Kelly laying into a young blonde for a missed kick, leaving her in tears?
Maybe it’s high time President Trump gave Kelly the Medal of Freedom for her impact on society. I mean it. And how about for the kickoff of the 2026 season, all 36 cheerleaders perform on the South Lawn to honor 250 years of America?
Need Pillow Advice
– asks Cleveland beer guy Neil. Not that I want to get too personal, but my neck is killing me from searching for a decent night’s sleep. Can you suggest something?
Kinsey: I’m currently using a Purple Harmony pillow. #NotASponsor. I originally got it for Mrs. Screencap, but I found it elevated her neck too much. I decided to keep it for myself, and I can honestly say I haven’t used any other pillow since.
This pillow remains cool and retains its shape, making it easier to avoid tossing and turning. And when you’re at a hotel, you can quickly spot the awful pillows. I know the prices can make you cringe, but honestly, I haven’t had to hunt down pillows at Costco in almost three years.
Let’s keep generating content that makes dads sweat. I struggle with what Coach D3 thinks of his sons. I envision my dad with his hands on his hips, clearly under pressure as mid-July approaches and the tournament season comes to a close.
During Thursday’s game, the rival team had six dads coaching. Yep, six. There were 17 players and just five coaches, and one dad was left standing outside the dugout because there wasn’t enough space in there. He was the kind of dad who walked up to me with a whole list of special rules he wanted us to agree on.
So here it is again: #MakeRecBallGreatAgain.
Charles Barkley Reacts
Not everything is bleak for Chuck following the first round of America’s Century. At -6, he’s sitting at 62nd place, while John O’Hurley is at the bottom with -30. Yup, -6 is definitely better than -30 in this scoring format.
Chuck scored 45-46 on Friday. It’s important to remember that double bogeys can actually be your pals in this tournament. Honestly, some of the competitors’ skills are puzzling. O’Hurley only got double bogey on three holes, which… well, is something.
How should I tackle this situation? asks Lee in Tampa. What’s the game plan here, coach?
Kinsey: I like to think if I’d simply pulled the kid away from the ref calmly, the opposing coach would’ve stepped in to address the discipline. But hey, I understand the guy in blue too. His “get out of here” might have been a bit over the top, but he went straight for the kid with the aluminum bat. Seriously, we’re talking about kids who might be 13 or 14 here.
Luckily, I never witnessed anything like that all season. Once, I saw a coach take down an 18-year-old referee during a game I attended. Thankfully, the opposing coach managed to step in before things escalated.
You’re probably starting to see why I’m so drawn to Screencaps Jr.’s cross country. Just grab your lawn chairs, crank up some music, and chill out—the event will wrap up in about 12 minutes. And then, well, there’s Saturday.
Parents, if your kids are looking for a sport, encourage them to try cross country. You’ll thank me later.
This Saturday marks the end of baseball season. Honestly, I’m a bit at a loss for what to do next. Mrs. Screencaps mentioned something about putting in a new IV line for a plant. Plus, it might be time to take the kids to the driving range.
Let’s treat ourselves to some good food.
