The latest chapter in a never-ending story planet of the apes The saga opens today and the villain is modeled after Elon Musk.
Hey, remember when the establishment loved Elon Musk — you know, until he decided not to censor conservatives and Donald Trump supporters on Twitter? That’s all you need. Musk may still be spending billions of dollars to save the planet from the unicorn called climate change (lol), but if you are an apostate in one respect, the left is sure to be destroyed and ridiculed. , will be sued and slandered (I warned him).
Anyway, this new release comes from Disney’s 20th Century Fox division.it is called Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.
“Audiences will be introduced to the villainous bonobo, Proximus Caesar. kingdom of the planet of the apes It will be released in theaters.” entertainment weeklyHe added: “If he reminds you of Elon Musk, it’s no coincidence.”
Kevin Durand plays the character, and during the podcast he was told by an interviewer that Proximus reminds him of The Mask. Durand was pretty excited…
“It’s amazing! I mean, even though I look like a bonobo, they compare me to Elon Musk,” he said. “But the fact that I can get it even though I’m a monkey is amazing!”
He added, “Actually, I always think of Elon Musk, which is so funny. I realized that it wasn’t just meeting people, it was something bigger.”
Durand is both a great actor and an underrated actor, but he certainly bears a resemblance to Musk. But it doesn’t seem like he’s trying to denigrate Musk.
“I observed a really charismatic speaker,” he said. “saw [life coach] Tony Robbins, Elon, Arnold Schwarzenegger all do gubernatorial speeches. They have so much power and charisma that you just have to watch them without any effort. ”
So, the story goes like this, somehow… I just wrote it to rank my favorites. planet of the apes Movies…and no, I won’t watch this new one. I’m done with the sequels, the prequels, the series, the universe…actually, I can’t think of a single movie that I’d go out of my way to see another chapter of. There are a lot of old movies I’d like to see again with similar warm stories. At my age, time is precious.
And this new ape The movie looks pretty lazy. They didn’t even bother changing locations. For the third movie in a row, we are in the jungle. why?at least the new ones quiet place The movie is set in New York. Things have to change.that’s what i liked about it resident evil The series — from labs to cities to prisons to Las Vegas… CGI brings the monkeys back into the jungle. Well, anyway…
From the highest to the lowest…
- planet of the apes (1968)
- Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)
- escape from the planet of the apes (1971)
- dawn of the planet of the apes (2014)
- under the planet of the apes (1970)
- war for the planet of the apes (2017)
- genesis of the planet of the apes (2011)
- battle for the planet of the apes (1973)
- planet of the apes (2001)
The first three are great. The next four are pretty good. The last two are fine. My guess is that this new movie will feature gay monkeys, trans monkeys, or something else that makes normal people uncomfortable and makes kids “queer.”
This is Disney after all.
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