Hey, for some reason snow white Remakes that gaslight us into believing that Rachel “The Unibrow” Zegler is more attractive than Gal Gadot have been found to receive poor ratings by more than 10 to 1.
Live-action remake by Disney Grooming Syndicate snow white ' is scheduled to be released in theaters in March this year. The much-delayed Boondoggle teaser trailer has now been viewed 11 million times. Still, only 100,000 people voted yes, and 1.4 million— million — Voted no.
We've thought about all the stupid and self-righteous things already. snow white Star Rachel Zegler said it would ruin her $350 million movie. You don't need to do it again. Still, Zegler and the film have other problems. Rachel Zegler is neither likable nor attractive. Snow White is a symbol of innocence and should be someone we root for, worry about, and care about, but she has this smug look on her face. Zegler is so busy being a female boss that there's nothing weak about her. And it is Snow White's vulnerability that should draw us into the story and give it stakes.
The entire trailer feels very sterile and artificial, as if it's just a wake-up call. Sure, Gal Gadot is always fun to watch, but the idea of being forced through two hours of CGI-enabled bullshit that Unibrow is more attractive than Wonder Woman is too much to ask of anyone. .
Rachel Zegler looks like someone stuck Eugene Levy's eyebrows on their thumb.
If this fails, you have to wonder how Disney will blame the public. Will Disney attack us as sexists for refusing to let a movie starring a woman be a hit? Threading the needle will be much harder after successful women-led policies Inside Head 2, Wicked, and Moana 2. Will Disney attack us as racists because Unibrow isn't white? Well, this is also a pretty tough sell after the success of . Moana 2 and evil.
of full snow white The trailer isn't in great shape. Of the 6 million votes cast, 762,000 were against the bill, while only 30,000 were in favor.
if snow white Bomb, it would be Zegler's second bomb in a row. This was after her performance declined. hunger games Part 1 and her west side story The remake also bombed.
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