Don’t dare say, ‘This is Sparta,’ and six other foolish stories from April

Spring gushed out, and April was the month marked an out-of-control judge and a leftist writer from the country called the “Crunch” of the US Constitution. In an advantage, the amazing people at Caterpillar celebrated their 100th anniversary. (Men love construction vehicles, so please sue me.)

We also saw a gag of a famous woman flying near space on a spaceship of blue origin. Don't blame me for becoming a fashion story. The Real New York Times Headlines: “Their Spacesuit, Their Way” and “Lauren Sanchez worked with Montse to redesign the Blue Origin Flightsuit with all the women's launches in mind.” There are so many more, and thanks to singer Katy Perry, that flight appears further below.

“This is Spartan!”

We have to live off the grid because we have never heard of the famous scenes of the film 300 or Gerard Butler. (The pits had no guardrails; ancient Greece was pre-OSHA.) A somewhat historic hit meant that men were suddenly thinking of Rome and Greece.

Apparently, it's too European. So when New York schools were forced to abandon the Native American mascot, students probably chose Spartan as their replacement because they saw the film. The president of the Islip Town NAACP filed a lawsuit because it was all Greek for him. The complaint accused the school of choosing symbols of “white hegemony” and “male misogynist.” The lawyer and Karen are why so many teams have stupid mascot names now.

Note that March Bulldozers dig up six crazy stories of the moon

Character assassination

Former Washington Post reporter Taylor Lorenz was interviewed by CNN's “false” host Donnie O'Sullivan. Lorenz has streamlined those supporting Luigi Mangionne, who has been accused of killing United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. She went viral for this epic quote. I was almost hoping she would start playing the meme “Song”, an updated version of “I'm Looking for a Finance Man”…”

And O'Sullivan doesn't hit his eyes and instead jokes. The press dealing with all the comments on the right treats him like an ending era where he discusses the accused assassin like a folk hero. Are you terrifying? yes. surprise? no.

Space cadet

Jeff Bezos, the second richest man on the planet, is literally fond of Spacey by his women. The Washington Post billionaire owner and Blue Origin owner sent his fiancee Lauren Sanchez and five famous women near the universe in cool stunts Katy Perry ruined. The singer vowed “Place “a-” on the astronauts.” And she certainly managed that much. When she landed, she declared, “I feel a connection to love.”

Katy Perry was ridiculed for space costumes on a lifetime tour following a franchise of blue origin flight

Her airy head produced bipartisan critique. Atlantic has now got the headline “The Perfect Pop Star for Dum Stunts.” Guardian Moira Donegan called it “a complete defeat in American feminism.” Perry even got a fast food ock lol. Ad Week announced, “Popclave announced that “Katy Perry has returned from space,” and Wendy replied, “Can I send her back?”

Not a marshmallow guy who doesn't stay

Fans of the 1984 hit “Ghostbusters” remembered when Ray had to choose his “Destructor Shape”, and he summoned the man from puft marshmallow stay. That's because Ray said he was “something I've loved since my childhood.” Forty-one years later, the kids still love marshmallows, and in that spirit, the wonderful people of Royal Oak, Michigan, drop their marshmallows every year. For the children. (I guarantee that my parents enjoy this just as much.) The helicopter drops a pile of marshmallows and the kids pick them up to trade it for prize bags. Chopper rained on 15,000 marshmallows in total. Now someone needs a huge hot chocolate to fit it.

Dan Aykroyd plays Ray, and Ray summons the man who stays in “Ghostbusters.” (Robin Platzer/Getty Images)

I'm going to kneel

The organizers of the annual concert fest Coachella were allegedly “blinded” when the band, named after the violence by the IRA (Irish, not your retirement), took the side of Palestinian terrorists. The obscure Irish band Kneecap declared “F-Israel, Free Palestine” in large, bold letters during the set. According to the BBC, “Their names come from the so-called kneecaps — young people are shot in the foot by paramilitary organizations in Northern Ireland's Republican and loyalty communities.”

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The Coachella incident caused people to delve into the band a little deeper. According to the UK's GBN, “Foot emerged from a 2024 gig earlier this week, a band member who appears to be screaming “Hamas, up hezbollah” while covered by the flag of a terrorist organisation. “I was shocked to see gambling happening at this casino.

Making a monkey from the law

This month's liberal anger is the PETA people who are pleading for the First Amendment rights of monkeys. (I was able to write this entire column about PETA, but that's not good for my health.) PETA's legal madness “came from concerns about macaques and their communications.

According to PETA, “There is no lawsuit attempting to enforce the constitutional right to receive communication from animals, undoubtedly an ambitious speaker.” Perhaps someone will show them the couple Doolittle Film Doctor and they will leave. If not, you can hire Nicknack to run to PETA. That would probably be more reasonable.

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Liberals love clean energy

In the anti-Tesla madness on the left, the Washington Post ran this story: “Clean Energy executive, former federal worker charged with taintting Tesla vehicles.” Yes, Justin and Emily Fisher were accused of denial of private property, police said in a statement. However, “Emily Fisher is listed in a biography posted as Chief Strategy Officer on the nonprofit Smart Electric Power Alliance website.”

Yep is a top executive of the smart power organization and has been accused of destroying Teslas, an electric vehicle. If true, that's hardly a clever thing. Alliances represent some of the greatest names of energy. Her name is not currently on their website, but she still lists her LinkedIn jobs. Remember that the next climate claims Weny cares about Gaia and Mother Nature.

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