If 2023 was defined by anything, it was government corruption and the cover-up of Unidentified Flying Objects/Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UFOs/UAPs) that have been flying around in the skies, perhaps forever.
strange things in the sky
Seeing strange things in the sky was commonplace in 2023. Not only have numerous strange things been flying around the United States day and night, but reports and videos of UFOs are increasing all over the world.
The increase in UFO reports from other countries is significant, as the United States has often been ridiculed as being the only place where aliens appear. In fact, people in the United States are much more open-minded about this issue than anywhere else in the world. Britain, for example, is full of miserable people who hate fun, so mentioning UFOs will likely lead to dangerous ridicule from your friends and loved ones. (Related: Ryanair pilot says UFO shockingly appeared very close to airliner)
But the rise in UFO reports from other countries means people are finally starting to open up to the possibility that we're not alone in the universe.
Congressman Tim Burchett becomes poster boy for UFO revelations
It's always really sad to see elected officials fixate on the UFO phenomenon. Every few years, a new figure emerges at the forefront of the push to disclose alien data collected by government agencies. This year, Tennessee Republican Congressman Tim Burchett decided to put his entire political legacy into this futile effort.
Burchett seems to be downright endearingly emphatic when it comes to his UFO research, but he's just one of many people the UFO community has criticized over the years. Here's hoping Burchett can accomplish something more noteworthy in his career before he's remembered for failing to really make a big difference when it comes to this field of exploration. (Related: UFO knowledge is hidden by big government, members of Congress, and author Tell Chuck Todd)
Whistleblowers flaunt themselves
In 2023, we meet a new UFO whistleblower, David Gruesch. Despite being featured on most media channels, being interviewed by podcaster Joe Rogan, and testifying before Congress, Grusch has managed to achieve net-zero forward mobility in our understanding of UFOs.
What evidence does Grusch have to support his claims that government agencies are reverse engineering alien spacecraft (the oldest UFO story in the book) and Earth-dwelling aliens (also a very old story)? Not only does he not show it, but apparently most of his claims are true. It came from other people too. When it comes to whistleblowers, Mr. Grusch is the least convincing in modern history, which is a real shame. (Related: Does anyone else feel like these UFO hearings were a little too convenient?)
Harvard professor's UFO mission continues
The real godfather of UFOs in 2023 is Harvard professor Avi Loeb, who said in April that if aliens were real, they would force humanity to unify. Of course, this isn't a new claim either, but most of the scum on Earth is profiting from war, and the government agencies they work with are trying to get us to unite behind the truth about UFOs. Of course you don't want that. ?
Political infighting leads to inaction
This year, the political infighting over UFOs has been less on the Republican and Democratic side. Most of the arguments are between elected officials and faceless government agencies that take our money without reporting what they're doing with it. was.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has accused Republicans of obstructing UFO transparency, but he hasn't done anything to ensure it. (Related: UFO investigation halted due to fear of 'demonic forces', former defense minister claims)
But the craziest political story yet about UFOs in 2023 happened in December. Days after we discovered that the congressmen we literally pay to do work for us are refusing to release any new UFO data, these idiots thought we would actually believe that aliens flew by President Joe Biden's Air Force 1 at Los Angeles International. airport. How convenient? ! ?
Yes, the legislators think you are gullible and stupid.
Video showing 'UFO' flying by Air Force One at Los Angeles International Airport released | News @DailyCaller
What a convenient timing… https://t.co/BTJnRWdGKR
— Kay Smythe (@KaySmythe) December 21, 2023
Crop circles may be real
But the craziest story of 2023 came from “The Why Files,” a YouTube show that succeeded in debunking the crop circle phenomenon, but failed to debunk it. I highly recommend watching the entire episode because it will melt your brain.
Even with all this, the only way I could believe that aliens are real is if they showed up at my house and took me on a flying trip through the world and our familiar space. If you then handed me a sonic screwdriver and made my super express. The overweight cat (which is his breed) speaks with a deep Scottish accent. Anything less than this is psychotherapy and I will die on this hill.
