In a stunning victory for gender equality, American mothers and wives may soon be required to register for the draft.
BREAKING: The U.S. Senate Armed Services Committee plans to require women to register for the Selective Draft as part of the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 25. pic.twitter.com/a6KypOSpSU
— Patrick Webb (@RealPatrickWebb) June 14, 2024
House of Representatives passed it On Friday, a bill was introduced that would automatically register all men between the ages of 18 and 26 for selective service, commonly known as the draft. But who cares about the men? Men have been fighting and dying for glory for literally thousands of years. It’s time for women to get their equal share.
Thankfully, our diversity and inclusion leaders agreed. suggestion Within the scope of the National Defense Authorization Act,[a]Repairing the MiMandating Registration for the Literary Selective Draft Act woman for Selective Service.”
This is just great news for a country that cares deeply about women’s empowerment. Whenever outdated (and frankly sexist and misogynistic) gender roles collide with national security, national security can and must come first. Women who are 5’4″ tall and have an abundance of feminine spunk can be just as effective as their male counterparts. And do it with far more style! I’d love to see SEAL Team Six try to take down Osama in 4″ heels.
Believe me, I’m a feminist, so I know I can speak for all women. Plus, my wife’s boyfriend said he can’t wait to jump into the trenches on the Eastern Front in Ukraine this winter. It’s a great opportunity for female bonding, just like we did in Tri-Delta.
I think I can speak for fathers when I say my daughters will not be housewives. They will not even feel at home in the boardroom; that path is already open to them. No, they will break the last glass ceiling for women; they will become cannon fodder in some far-away war of regime change that benefits no one except America’s corrupt ruling class.
Hooray for feminism!
