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Happy Wednesday. So last night, New Hampshire revealed a few things to us. First, it's true that Donald Trump probably says he will be the Republican nominee in 2024. It's as key as President Biden inventing new words.
President Biden: We teach Donald Trump a valuable lesson.don't spoil it [indecipherable] Unless you want to make a profit.
Wait, what was that lesson all about? Should I give a microphone to a person with dementia? Second lesson? Dana Perino will never be welcome in New Hampshire again. Dana, that was a fountain, not a bidet. Well, somehow Nikki Haley came out and gave a victory speech. This is like the Hindenburg declaring victory over fire. But wow, she gives a winning speech.
FOX News Voter Analysis: Trump Tops Haley in New Hampshire
Donald Trump: I said, “She's doing it like a speech, like she's won.” She didn't win. she was lost This is not your typical victory speech. But don't give someone the win when she had a really bad night. She had a very bad night.
It was a very bad night. I can still climb and say to everyone, “Oh, thank you for the win.''
Donald Trump: I said, I can go up there and say to everyone, oh, thank you for the win. That's excellent. That's…or you could say, who the hell was that impostor who got on stage earlier and claimed victory? In fact, her grades were very poor.
That's true. But do you think people can't afford to overlook the terrible things in life?
Donald Trump: I don't think you can forgive people for being terrible in your life, okay? You can't. You can't do that. Looking at her costume now, it may not have been all that flashy. Come on, I said, what is she doing? we won.
Biden wins New Hampshire Democratic primary after write-in campaign
The dress is not very fancy. Trump won by a double-digit margin in New Hampshire, where more Democrats voted than Republicans in the Republican primary. It usually only happens in Chicago and those voters are dead. It's not easy to lose big and then come out victorious in such a situation. She must be taking advice from Liz Cheney. ah. So what does that give? Why does Nicky treat New Hampshire's blowout like a victory? Was it because she lost by a smaller margin than expected? Hell, if Michael Jordan had that attitude, he wouldn't be in Cooperstown.
But it's about money and power. She may be thinking that if she acts like she's defeated, the gravy train will start and if she sticks around, President Trump might get her on the ticket. After all, when it comes to people, Trump crushes them, appoints them, and crushes them again. It's his. One day you're in and the next day you're out. I am the same as the proctologist. Now, according to some predictions, Nikki did better than she expected, but if she showed up after Iowa State and set the Chinchillas on fire, the media would say she was better than she expected. you might say. The media says the same thing when Biden doesn't poop in his pants. But Trump's victory means a deal is all but confirmed. And if we know it, Nikki knows it too. That's why as the first day approached, a new Nikki appeared, and a woke Nikki appeared. Suddenly, we start hearing pandering anecdotes about how Nikki faced discrimination for being brown while growing up. Nikki also claimed that she was disqualified from a beauty pageant when she was five years old because she was neither black nor white. But hey, it happened to me too. When he didn't get the role of Webster, he blamed it on his race. But that's part of the game. You choose your lane. And that was her identity.
Nikki Haley: We were the only Indian family in a small southern town. I was teased every day for being brown.
Understood. I was also teased for being brown. But what happens when she gets 28 wedges in one day? Well, you know, I wondered about her origin story and how it affected her life. Not that I think so. But as a Republican, she's pandering to Democrats, which is a little embarrassing. So last night her district was actually Democrat, not Republican. In a sense, she is at odds not only with President Trump but with her own party. And the New Hampshire Democratic primary was last night. And two lesser-known challengers received about a quarter of the votes between them. Dean Phillips was so unknown that even his wife and children asked for identification. Marianne Williamson transformed into an aroma candle. But they stripped the incumbent president of 25% of the vote. And hell, even post-plastic Madonna has more recognition than the two of them. Probably because Biden didn't even go to New Hampshire. He was in Virginia. Maybe he thought this was New Hampshire. And there he said:
President Biden: Hello, Virginia. And the real governor, Terry McAuliffe.
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What about electoral refusal? Maybe someone should file an article of impeachment now. I said he should be in jail with the rest of Jean Six, but they've already suffered enough. So while the media somehow contorts itself to make it a loss for Trump and Nikki spends tens of millions of dollars getting hammered, Biden looks weaker, weaker, and frankly dead. . So when the media says that this problem is not over yet, they are right. The problem is they're talking about the wrong guy.
