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Happy Thursday everyone. Calm down, calm down, calm down. got it. Okay, so the White House has malfunctioned and can't defend the Texas border? As you may have noticed, the White House is determined to bring as many illegal aliens into the United States as possible. There is an immigrant mob as big as the crowd of Gutfeld fans at Eastern State Penitentiary.
video: Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg.
stop! I get it, I get it, I get it. Grandpa Joe tells them to rush to the border as if it's Taco Bell's new slogan.
Joe Biden 2019: In fact, I intend to immediately rush all those seeking asylum to our borders. Their opinions deserve to be heard. That's us. We are a country that says if you want to escape oppression, you should come.
Governor promises to buy razor wire for Texas if Biden stops Abbott
Ah, Calamba! Have they heard him? He waves at illegal immigrants like a kid with freshly washed hair, but doesn't Joe know that this invasion will deplete America's resources just as it depletes the White House's plumbing? After all, it wasn't that long ago that then-Senator Joe Biden opposed sanctuary cities. This is Joe from 2007. At the time, he was able to get off stage without his two guide dogs and a sherpa. Roll it.
question: Will we allow these cities to ignore federal laws regarding reporting illegal immigrants and actually provide sanctuary to these immigrants?
Joe Biden 2007: The reason cities ignore federal law is the fact that there is no funding at the federal level to do the necessary enforcement.
question: yes or no. Allow cities to ignore federal law?
Joe Biden 2007: no.
Hmmm. Of course, that was long before Joe became Life Alert's spokesperson. Since then, Joe has learned to ignore many things: the border crisis, an extra grandchild, a stain on the front of his pants. But it's not a battle between Americans and immigrants or between Republicans and Democrats. This is a battle between a bloated, power-hungry federal government and the stymied states that bear the costs. But some governors are fighting back.
Border front: Republicans back Abbott, Democrats call on Biden to take control of Texas National Guard
Texas Governor Greg Abbott and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis have done a great job of funneling illegal aliens from border states into states that have policies that evacuate Americans to Texas and Florida. Democrats keep touting their sanctuary cities, right? They can't shut up about how caring they are. But it turns out there's a limit to the number of landscapers and illegal nannies the elite can hire, and they realize, “Oh, these people want to stay here.''
So now all they do is whine about the flood of immigrants. They're like last call bartenders. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. I wonder if they are not so selfless when the sanctuary is right in front of them. But I like to think of it as reverse socialism. Left-handed people demand to share other people's resources, and now it's time for them to share their pain. Martha's Vineyard took in dozens of immigrants and shipped them all out within days, faster than Amazon Prime.
And now Mr. Abbott is fighting for the right to defend his state from the ongoing invasion on its southern border. In a statement yesterday, Mr. Abbott said, “The federal government has broken the compact between the United States and the states. The U.S. executive branch has a constitutional obligation to legally enforce federal laws that protect the states, including immigration laws.” said. “President Biden refused to enforce and even violated these laws. As a result, he shattered the record for illegal immigration.” Yes, there were a lot of words.
Mr. Abbott invoked Article 1, Section 10, Section 3 of the Constitution, exactly what you said, to argue that the United States has been invaded and that the nation has the right to act, and now Biden In addition to ignoring the law, he has sent police to remove razor wire along the border, which means police have to remove windows and paint on garage doors. It's like they're protecting you.
As the conflict between Mr. Abbott and Mr. Biden accelerates, President Trump asks states to dispatch National Guard troops to Texas
Earlier this week, the Supreme Court ruled that Biden could do so, but Abbott has vowed to put the wires back up as soon as the federal government can stop him. That's because, as legal scholars have pointed out, the court didn't tell Texas to do or do anything, so Mr. Abbott isn't fighting the ruling. Still, thugs like Beto O'Rourke have called this a violation of the law, but given his track record, the only pageant he hasn't lost yet is Miss Black America 2024. Of course, Democrats fear that illegal aliens will hurt themselves by being in the country illegally. But if we left it up to the Democrats, they would replace the wires with stupid strings. Sorry Mr. *******, you can't keep out intruders by covering your border with silk sheets and cocoa butter, and it's incredibly easy to avoid razor wire. I have avoided razor wire every day. You know, I've never walked past an auto repair shop, but I thought to myself, “If only I could get over that barbed wire, I could play with that friendly pit bull.'' It's always a pit bull. As you know, these barriers and deterrents are meant to protect our borders. That's what borderline means, dummy. A line that separates two areas. And don't cross that line without permission. Every country has them and all kinds of laws about it. Remember the rubber thing at the supermarket checkout that separates your Wonder Bread and mayonnaise from the guy behind you with the rice, beans, and pork joints? You'll instantly know what's yours and what's mine. They are what distinguish one area from another.
If you don't think that matters, listen to the Democrats whine about cultural appropriation. Yeah. They say, “You can come here and sleep at school or the airport, but you shouldn't wear a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo.'' It's a barrier, but it's That's the great thing about being a Democrat. You should only force yourself to do what you like. Case in point: Texas Rep. Joaquin Castro has directed Biden to take control of the Texas National Guard and wants Biden to say on his behalf not to disrupt Texas. And now there are people who want Texas to secede from the United States, and they have experience with that. Texas was its own country in the 1800s when it was founded by ZZ Top. So are we on the brink of a new civil war, or is Grandpa Joe just drugging her and taking her naps, making her realize that she renounced her oath of office in the first place? Will I forget? One thing is certain. This is not unique to Texas; once illegal aliens enter the country, they can go wherever they want. Do nations have rights or is the president a king? When he's a Democrat? It all depends on who is in power.
Tom Schilleux as Biden: Oh my god. No, look, I agree with this guy named Joaquin. By the way, he was good in the movie “Joker”. You know, I went to school with the real Joker and I beat him in arm wrestling. That's a true story. No joke, TEXIT is not happening. So at this point we've got a lot of Mexico north of the border. They're going to call it Texico. It's like Mexico, but with oil wells, black gold, and Texas tea. Pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin, pimpin.
