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Mr. Trump is on trial for allegedly falsifying business records related to payments to porn star Stormy Daniels, legal expert Jonathan Turley said. Turley added that this is a misdemeanor and the statute of limitations has run.
For some reason, that doesn’t matter in New York City. For those who indiscriminately beat children, we give them a pat on the back and the keys to the city. But when it comes to porn star payments, it’s better to keep more detailed records than CVS receipts. But first, what’s going on with hush money?
Should I not talk about sleeping with a porn star? If it were me, I wouldn’t shut up about it.
My friends would say, “Yeah, I know Greg. Then Stormy tied you up and knocked you out with a pickleball racket. How many times are you going to say that?” I can’t keep it a secret, and they can’t keep it a secret that I’m sleeping with an adult film star. But you should. they should shut up. That’s the condition when you charge for sex.
You will violate that time-honored oath and desecrate the noble profession that gave us Mata Hari, Heidi Fleiss, and Eleanor Roosevelt. I might be wrong about that. Either way, Trump is not satisfied.
Former President Trump: As you know, my son is graduating from high school and it seems like the judge won’t let me pass this exam. son’s graduation ceremonyHe is a person who has worked very hard. Yes, he is a great student. I was so proud of him for getting such good grades and had been looking forward to his graduation with his mom and dad for years, but the judge decided that I would not be safe from this scam. It seems like he won’t let you escape. It’s a fraud trial.
I haven’t seen him this irritated since I turned down his offer to be Trump Steak’s spokesperson. what can I say? I’m an avid vegan. The closest I’ve come to putting meat in my mouth these days is when I do downward dog at a nude yoga class. Of course, Democrats are once again courting Trump in their zeal to defeat him. First of all, high school graduation ceremonies are boring.
Sitting for hours in a hot, sweaty auditorium, listening to a bunch of strangers’ children’s names just to watch those 20 seconds of the only moment the student that matters receives their diploma. If you’re lucky, a kid in a wheelchair might do a wheelie for you. what happened? Obtaining a high school diploma is not difficult. Everyone has one except Greta Thunberg.
For crepes, that’s a high school diploma. It’s like a prescription for Adderall. Everyone gets it at that age. Also, being around only seniors can be stressful. How many times can you repeat “Call me when you turn 18”? But maybe I’m just angry because no one cared about me when I graduated beauty school.
I was valedictorian and received the Vidal Sassoon Award for Outstanding Achievement in Hair Treatment. I came up with the first hair straightener for prisoners. It was called “haired straight.” But if President Trump wants to go to his son’s graduation, so be it.
Former President Donald Trump attended the funeral of his mother-in-law Amalia Knabs on Thursday at Bethesda-by-the-Sea Church in Palm Beach, Florida, along with his wife Melania, son Barron, and father-in-law Victor Knabs. January 18, 2024. Mr. Nafs passed away in Miami on January 9, 2024 at the age of 78. (Aron Skye, Fox News Digital)
Graduation is like losing your virginity. It only happens a few times. And trying to stop him is the biggest favor Democrats can do him. They would give him martyr status. He is already like Jesus in that he is the only one who can bring Joe Biden back from the dead.
Please try to imagine. What if President Trump blows off a stupid court day to see his son graduate, and the police show up and arrest him? Want bad optics? It’s going to be worse than when Jesse wore leggings to sexual harassment training.
Of course, reporters in every newsroom will cheer. Jon Stewart would joke about this on “The Daily Show” or “TDS” as I like to call it. How did he swing that gig anyway?
Answered 9 questions about the Trump trial
Just like Chris Christie’s personal trainer, this guy only works one day a week. And the rattling hens from “The View” high-five each other so violently that Joy breaks both of his wrists and has to bend them over a manger to eat hay and oats. It will stop happening.
But the rest of America, the actual voters, all have to go to their kids’ graduations, and someday they want to. They will go crazy when they see injustice. So, President Trump, if you’re watching, please go to graduation. I’m sure the British will steal that line.
Piers Morgan: If you’re watching, President Trump, please go to your graduation ceremony. Every parent in America, whether you love it or hate it, will say, “Oh, I would have done that too,” because this incident is completely ridiculous.Why don’t you think what we’re doing here is almost certainly going to happen? donald trump Will he win the next election? That can only be guaranteed if he is convicted and placed in solitary confinement. Because in that moment, Trump won in a landslide.
Yeah. For the first time, a British person said something right. Well, it’s easy when you’re competing with Prince Harry, the Teletubbies, and Mr. Bean. But then again, Turley said it best.
Trump hush money trial is a “Frankenstein case” that was “zapped” by life: Turley
Jonathan Turley: In my opinion, everything in this case is legally absurd. As you know, this case is basically a state misdemeanor that has a statute of limitations. They took their deadly misdemeanors into their own hands, effectively committing federal crimes. However, federal charges under election law were dismissed by the Justice Department. They felt they should not have been charged for this.
he has great eyebrows. Anyway, he’s right. It’s the law. They can’t beat Trump politically, because he has defied all the laws of politics so far, so they decided to defy all the laws. Alvin Bragg is like O.J., except he’s slower, thicker, and more lively.
They are twisting the law like scoliotic balloon animals to prevent Trump from getting a second term, and it is very likely that they will end up with a second term. On the first day, more than half of the jurors rejected the case on the grounds that it was not fair. No, no! The city is bluer than the Smurf bastard after sitting on a block of ice.
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In other words, it’s not inside the courtroom, where the evidence matters, but outside the courtroom, where the pressure to destroy Trump is more important. Bottom line: Democrats hate Trump so much that they’re willing to destroy the legal system, and now they’re cementing their worst nightmare: another one of Trump’s words. And this time, he’ll be older, wiser, and hopefully less sneaky.
