I'm here. I'm here. Chairman of the Sexiness Integration Secretary. Happy Monday everyone. So in response to the election of President Trump, Mexico is making plans to strengthen its border. This is similar to Canada's crackdown on illegal immigration. Asked why, officials said the influx of liberal celebrities could overwhelm obesity treatment centers. my god. Because they are fat.
Last week, Donald Trump met with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski at Mar-a-Lago. It was difficult for them to make eye contact because President Trump was only looking at the top of his head. It's about shining their shoes. Joe Biden appeared to wander into the Amazon rainforest after making his statement. Don't worry if you don't know where he was. Neither did he. When told it was on Amazon, Joe said, “Tell them I paid 2 days of shipping at Depen's.”
It turns out the Harris campaign paid Oprah $2.5 million for that disastrous Kamala City Hall. Not the original 1 million as reported. The payment amount will be $10 per pound. know. interesting. And Air Portugal suspended its flights after 132 hamsters became loose around its planes. Didn't Richard Gere announce he was leaving the country? I think they found where his lost luggage went. But when the pilot illuminated the “Hold Your Ass” sign, passengers realized something was wrong. narrow space. they love them.
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Doctors are warning of a condition called 'winter penis', where cold temperatures can cause the penis to shrink by up to 50%. They also warn about Behar Penis, which says exposure to Joy Behar can reduce penis size by up to 90%. Finally, Snow White star Rachel Zegler apologized for an anti-Trump post. This was the most false apology since Bill Clinton said, “I'm sorry to hear your parents are out of town.” Okay. It's Monday.
Last weekend, Donald Trump returned to Madison Square Garden to hold his own Nazi rally. You know, the one with as many Nazis in it as Ben Stiller's bar mitzvah. To say he was warmly received is like saying, “I'm not a bad guy.'' Trump arrived with a crew that included Elon, Tulsi, RFK, Vivek and Kid Rock. It looked like an ad for workplace diversity. Other than these guys, they have a track record. Of course, most of them were actually men who were born that way. In other words, it's the Democratic Party's worst nightmare. There were thousands of penises, but none in the women's locker room. Of course, most of these guys voted for Trump, and so did their wives, girlfriends, and pit bulls. I would like to introduce some of the details.
of course. But of course CNN will mention ancient Rome. That was the last time they had an audience. But it wasn't just the UFC celebrating. Trump's dance has taken over the NFL.
Now, if you listen carefully, you can actually hear Colin Kaepernick rolling over in his grave. And he's not dead either. Yeah. But that is something that opponents could never achieve today. And now Democrats are asking themselves why.
Sure, they literally have to pay to play with their friends. That's a question that resonates throughout the liberalverse: Why not have Logan? Where is our Elon?
Well, it's simple. You had Logan, you had Elan, you even had me in college. But who hasn't? Back then, there was only lukewarm Zima. The truth is that people like Rogan and Musk cannot exist in the intolerant world that Democrats have created. And that's because you attract such people. We need freedom of thought. Or hell, whatever you think.
So how did the Democratic Party get here? Well, it started out the lazy way. Instead of implementing policies that benefit Americans. Without thinking, they slipped into the harmful path of identity politics. This was not something I had thought about. It was a thought stop. Like when you're in a coma or watching Fox and Friends.
Their discussion was never about what we could fix or what we could create. Instead, they started and ended with who I am and what makes me better than you. They used ego as a diuretic and turned everything into a contest for identity.
Now, if you can claim intersectionality, especially if that neighborhood is a college campus or a newsroom, you're a celebrity in your neighborhood. But as these reprimands grew louder and more of the invertebrate media cringed and lined up, the resistance began to look a lot like the First Amendment.
Ordinary people wanted the freedom that comes with being revoked. And from there, the Musk and Logan families were born. they were a revolution. They were a resistance force. That is, when you control the machine and control all thoughts, you cannot resist. That's why they couldn't create their own Rush Limbaugh or their own Twitter. The left has become everything they hated about the right. It's the ugliest transition since Admiral Levine swapped his boots for pumps.
Machines cannot resist themselves. When the resistance is gone, we're left with a humorless old hag like Joy Reid, who is losing viewers faster than her hair. So are Democrats ready to give up and grow? Now, Jen Psaki doubles down on that objection. Does this information need to be regulated?
It's from Katie Couric's podcast, and it's a little more thoughtful than our colonoscopy. But remember that they still accept censorship without understanding what they did wrong. But there is another reason why the Democratic media complex cannot change its ego.
They chose to please their peers instead of identifying with real people. Because it's a cocktail party. That's where you can impress people who might write about you in Vanity Fair. They mirrored each other's assumptions because their egos required it. It was a huge circle jerk with an emphasis on jerks.
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But they no longer identify with real people, so some orange billionaire with a brass ball and trying to call the bull**** stands up and says, “Fight, fight, fight.” He did it by shouting. He inspired rebels with his fearlessness. You've probably seen them in the UFC, on the streets, and at football games. They are no longer afraid to speak their mind. If you don't like that, cool. There's a door there. If only I could get through her thick butt.
