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HILARIOUS: A comedian’s take on Trump vs. Biden debate

Last night’s presidential debate between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump elicited a range of reactions, from anger to horror to outright stunned shock.

However, one reaction we did not expect was humor.

but Dave Landau, Blaze Media’s in-house comedian and host of “Normal World,” He couldn’t contain his laughter throughout the debate. Here’s his reaction to the first 2024 presidential debate in joke form.

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“we, [Biden’s] My golf handicap is six, but I’m pretty sure I have dementia.”

“Another similarity with golf is that we stopped counting strokes.”

“Biden also said, ‘My son was in Iraq,’ but I think he meant, ‘He was doing drugs.'”

“Dana Bash looks like Sarah Jessica Parker imitating a pony, and Jake Tapper looks like Jamie Lee Curtis imitating Fred Armisen.”

“People are wondering what drugs Biden was mixed with, but whatever it was, I suspect it was mixed by Cosby and Justin Timberlake.”

“There’s no way this wasn’t orchestrated to get rid of him. It was like watching Tommy at the end of Goodfellas.”

“Trump was great. He was so calm. Every time he said ‘mandate,’ Lindsey Graham thought his dating app was going to explode.”

“Biden was so rambling on about words that I honestly thought the stage was going to be shut down.”

“I don’t know what Joe Biden was looking at, but he looked like the fat guy at the Golden Corral who was told the chocolate fountain was out of order.”

But that’s just a small part of Dave’s hysterical comments — check out the clip above to hear the whole thing.

This clip is from CNN’s coverage of the presidential debate. Help us keep bringing you more shows like this. Join BlazeTV+ today. Use code DEBATE to get $30 off your first year of BlazeTV+.

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