Two jokes cut from the same hand.
“Daily Show” host Jon Stewart opened his hands when he broke a mug in anger at former President Joe Biden when blood left “spurting everywhere” in an onset accident. It reminded me of it.
Stewart said that his index finger was wrapped in electrical tape and first “blooded” in the name of comedy in a 2011 bit, including the 2011 Margaret Blender.
“It was like an artery,” Stewart said Monday.
in Resurface Clip Starting in June 2011, Stewart and Oliver recreated an Anthony Weiner press conference at the time, who admitted to lying about his infamous sexting scandal a day ago. Hollywood Reporter.
Stewart was behind the podium where the Motel 6 Mike began punching the base of the mixer, cracking the glass he had, effectively cutting himself.
“That's not good,” Stewart said. “You probably need to go to the hospital.”
A clip cut to Oliver behind the podium as Stewart nurses the wound with attention to “visibly injured hand.”
“It's a real question,” Oliver said.
Oliver then summoned the lines from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail during an improvised emergency
“At one point, he screams at me, 'It's just a flesh scar,” Stewart said.
Stewart described his previous comedy central star as happy as he suffered from an on-stage accident.
“We're back! Tonight's new daily show! It's a good episode with bloody skin… a bloody emphasis… I'm a fool…” he said in X.
Stewart recounted the original, more bloody incident during a break during the filming of the show on Monday, as the stage hand cleaned up the broken mug and blood from around the desk.
Stewart was injured at the start of the show Monday when he asked the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to focus on billions of subsidies given to businesses, particularly pharmaceutical companies.
The 62-year-old comedian turned his anger towards former President Joe Biden just to cut the prices of 10 drugs.
With his fake tilade, Stewart grabbed a white mug with the title “The World's Most Daddy” (the obvious excavation of Doge leader Elon Musk).
“Thank you F-Keeking! Come!” he cried.
The host bleed and needed first aid, then told the crowd that he would visit the hospital.
“I'll go to the hospital right away,” he joked.
After frowning and seeing the cut, Stewart threw his hands under the desk before returning later in a monologue as the audience was breathless from the injury.
“It's okay,” Stewart cried to the audience, unable to contain his laughter.
The stage hand at the “Daily Show” desperately cleaned up the chaos surrounding Stewart's desk.



