My dog recently caught a rabbit, and I swear, there’s a constant struggle happening here. I live in a suburb south of Nashville, and the cottontail population? Out of control.
You know the phrase “like a rabbit”? It makes total sense—those little things reproduce faster than you can imagine. Thankfully, I don’t have a garden, or it would become more of a rabbit café than anything else. In the warmer months, we’re always checking for new nests.
It’s not that we want to keep the rabbits out; it’s more that my German Shepherd thinks they’re a delicacy.
Pretty much, he’s on the hunt all day long.
Up until today, we managed to keep the rabbits safe. Rocky watches them from his favorite couch spot by the window, but that’s as far as it’s gone—at least I thought. There was that one time about a year ago when I caught him on the back deck with a furry paw hanging out of his mouth.
This morning, while sipping my coffee and enjoying the outdoors, I noticed Rocky fixating on the fire pit. I guessed there was something alive in there, but before I could intervene, a baby bunny popped out between the bricks, and Rocky instantly grabbed it. I yelled at him to drop it, and there was this loud squeak. He let go, leaving the bunny in the grass, and walked back inside.
I shut the door and decided to wait for my husband to take care of the situation. I mean, I’m all for breaking gender roles, but I think it’s fair to say that removing wild animals from the garden is a man’s job.
Now, we’re left pondering what to do about the little rabbit hiding in the fireplace.
Ironically, Rocky is super friendly with other dogs—he bonds with every canine he meets, even tiny Chihuahuas. But when it comes to rabbits and squirrels, he turns into a ruthless predator. It makes me wonder how dogs can differentiate between them.
So, after that little adventure, who’s up for a drink? Let’s toast to Peter Cottontail and enjoy.
In the end, the Knicks lost the game.
And I say, glory to that!
We know the Knicks will likely win a championship someday, but as a Pacers fan, I wouldn’t mind seeing their 13-game winning streak come to an end, especially while celebrities drop major cash to witness them lose. The idea that they may not hoist a trophy at Madison Square Garden is just too sweet.
But speaking of competitive spirits, let’s just consider things a little differently.
Now, if you’re a Knicks fan, maybe it’s worth suggesting some championship gear for that special woman in your life?
Apparently, this particular outfit was inspired by something the brand’s founder saw in Kylie Jenner’s bag, which she posted about on Instagram. And now, Karl-Anthony Towns’ fiancée, Jordyn Woods, has Towns’ number stitched onto her blue-and-orange underwear.
By the way, I think it would be a fantastic idea for Sidney Sweeney’s SYRN lingerie line to include football-themed matching sets. Sure, you can customize logos, but it shouldn’t feel tacky. Just simple lacy bras and panties featuring NFL teams or maybe college colors could be a big hit come fall. Get some WAGs to model them, and you’ve got a winner!
Also, how about some Miami Dolphins merch, Sidney? I’m still a bit down every Sunday, but at least I can look cute!
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey’s wedding details better be just rumors.
While we’re discussing WAGs, we should touch on those wedding rumors surrounding Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
It’s being reported that they’d tie the knot at Madison Square Garden over the Fourth of July weekend.
That has to be a joke.
First off, my wedding was a beautiful day, filled with love from those closest to me. I would love to relive that experience over and over. (The next day was another story, though.)
Now, if I had Taylor’s kind of budget, things would look a lot different. Call me romantic, but I’d say “I do” in front of breathtaking mountains with elegant flowers and champagne. We’d rent a lovely mountain cabin where friends and family (including their furry companions) could enjoy a week-long escape. I’d tip the staff, bring in a live band for our first dance, and, oh, why not have George Strait perform?
If money isn’t a concern, the options are endless, but I wouldn’t choose an old basketball stadium in a crowded city for my wedding.
Certainly, Madison Square Garden is iconic in sports and entertainment, but does anyone genuinely believe that’s where Taylor wants to celebrate her big day—with sticky seats and nacho cheese?
I can hardly wrap my head around it. The idea of sending the paparazzi on a wild chase while they have their ceremony in a peaceful, beautiful spot seems far more likely.
This one did make me chuckle, though.
I can already picture Taylor reciting Shakespeare during her vows, while Travis throws in a quote from Dr. Seuss. It’d be quite the scene!
When “Fate of Ophelia” hit the tracklist for her latest album, I can only imagine Travis’s reaction when he first heard it. Maybe he thought, “Wow, baby, that’s amazing!” And then immediately Googled, “Who is Ophelia?” Just kidding. I’m sure he loves her regardless and is looking forward to the wedding—unless, of course, Jenna Sims contacts him first.
Are you following this German guy?
Let me clarify.
There’s a German tourist touring the U.S. for the World Cup. He’s driving around the Southeast, uncovering some of the unique charm of America, like Waffle House, Chili’s, and Walmart. Not to mention, there’s this soda machine where you can mix your favorite flavors.
But what really grabs my heart is seeing his appreciation for the outdoors here in Tennessee and Georgia.
It’s a hoot that actual Germans have found Helen, Georgia. If you know, you know.
There’s just one challenge left to tackle…
Let’s check the mail.
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Check out the lunatics at Minocqua Brewing Company.
Nearly a year ago, I shared my experience with a quirky little place in Minocqua, Wisconsin called Minocqua Brewing Company. This brewery definitely has a far-left vibe, with a sign in the parking lot that reads “Antifa Parking Only.”
My husband and I checked it out last summer during our annual Wisconsin trip. You can catch up on that wild adventure.
The owner, Kirk Bunstad, is genuinely a good guy, always at odds with the city and other local businesses. He’s been in legal trouble for various offenses, including harassment and defrauding donors.
This fellow is something else—he even named a beer after a lawyer, with the guy’s face on the can!
Dean S. from Fond du Lac, Wisconsin writes: I don’t know if you heard, but the owner is running for governor as a Democrat. Apparently, he had some issues with his nomination papers. I honestly doubt he has much of a chance.
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We’re planning a trip back to Minocqua soon. If we’re there for Independence Day, I’ll be sure to extend my best wishes to Kirk as he hopefully avoids causing chaos at the parade!
All of Luke Bryan’s jokes are so funny.
Caitlin R. writes: I love Luke Bryan, but your rant cracked me up. I even caught a clip of it on TikTok. 😂
Proof that every dog loves the outdoors.
John C. writes: A few years back, I went hiking in Frozen Head State Park with my two adventurous dogs.
Adventure awaits!
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