New Controversial Sculpture in Times Square

There’s a peculiar style often associated with leftist art—kitsch, a bit smug, and, frankly, quite unattractive. It brings to mind figures like New York Attorney General Leticia James.

The latest artistic offering is a massive 12-foot bronze sculpture featuring a short, braided woman situated at a prominent corner in New York. This creation is credited to Thomas J. Price. The sheer size of the monument raises questions, as it certainly draws attention.

“Wait, did they really put up a huge gold statue of a random black woman watching her phone?” — Matt Walsh

Upon first glance, the figure resembles Michelangelo’s David, though this one seems to muddle traditional concepts, focusing instead on what makes a figure worthy of immortality. It’s a stark and, perhaps, embarrassing comparison to such a revered artwork.

Michelangelo’s David stands as a pinnacle of artistic achievement—it showcases not just skill, but an in-depth understanding of human anatomy. The level of detail, such as the intricate veins in the hands, is breathtaking. Carving stone is no easy feat, and mistakes can be irreversible.

“Did they really just create a statue of a woman with a blank expression?” — Matt Walsh

In contrast, Price’s statue appears less ambitious. It features a clunky base adorned with layers of draped fabric, depicting something akin to casual attire. Her expression is vacant, with only hint of emotion expressed through her awkwardly posed hands and hips. This piece, I suppose, attempts to embody modern femininity, though it may inadvertently represent a form of unconscious misogyny.

The core disparity between this statue and Michelangelo’s David lies in ambition. David is not an everyman; his physical prowess and spirit shine brightly, especially in the iconic tale of Goliath’s defeat.

Monuments serve to uphold a certain hierarchy while affirming the worth of their subjects. Price’s creation, however, seems rather superficial and fails to challenge the status quo. It presents an uninspired vision that feels almost derivative, echoing trends seen in artificial intelligence art experiments.

“Generate the same photo in 5 seconds in the future.” — Genekogan

This statue is set to be displayed until June 17th. If you happen to find yourself near Times Square, it might be worth checking out, especially if you enjoy the experience of waiting at the DMV.