They Mad Max, Throw a girl in there, and now a woke Hollywood is witnessing its first Memorial Day weekend opening in 41 years. Return of the Jedi 1983. Before we get into the sycophantic media’s lame excuses for this failure, let’s start with the cliché…
“Ouch, it’s really bad.” Reports Far-left deadline. Furiosa: The Mad Max Saga “This could be the worst Memorial Day opening for a movie in 41 years, with a four-day gross of $31-35 million. How on earth could this happen?”
Mad Max and the Girls “That’s on the low side,” Deadline added. “The last time a No. 1 movie or Memorial Day opening had a lower four-day gross since 1983. Return of the Jedi It grossed $30.5 million.
In 1983, a $30.5 million opening was a smash hit. Today it’s a disaster. At the moment, it looks like a box office hit. Mad Max and the Girl This Memorial Day opening weekend may be the worst in the last 40 years. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom It was released in 1984 and grossed $33.9 million at the box office.
I have seen both Return of the Jedi and Legend of the Temple of Doom On opening weekend. I don’t remember it all that well, but I remember those two experiences. I was so blessed at the time that I didn’t realize how blessed I was. But at least I was blessed.
Regardless, Deadline followers are in a tough spot. FuriosaPart 1 Mad Max: Fury Road The movie got great reviews, it opened on a perfect blockbuster weekend, with no action movie competition, and it was based on a successful franchise that Warner Bros. promoted to the max. So how does Deadline explain this breathtaking failure? How does Deadline avoid the truth about how stupid it is to cast a girl as the lead in a Star Wars movie? Mad Max?
In the hall of brownie-mongering, this tasty dish of credibility would earn wings of its own.
Even though there are more movies on the market, we are still feeling the effects of the strike. Why? Many people are still not in the habit of going to the movies.[.]
There are still many people who don’t have the habit of going to the movies.
How crazy does someone in Hollywood have to be to come up with a sentence like this?
Previously, these gerbils were saying that the poor box office performance was due to fewer films being released because of the strike. But that was easily proven false by comparing the number of films released before and after the strike. After all, there was no shortage of films. So now they’re saying that the strike somehow made people lose their movie-going habit.
what!?
Now, why Barbie, Oppenheimerand Dune 2 Is it so successful? Why? Deadpool and Wolverine Will it be a box office bomb?
Sorry, sycophants… the problem isn’t the pandemic that hit three years ago, it isn’t strikes, it isn’t that people aren’t going to the movies anymore, it isn’t that there’s a shortage of movies. The problem is…
product.
With very rare exceptions, products it’s awful.
And the girl Mad Max With this film, all the glowing reviews become meaningless because we can smell affirmative action from a mile away, and film critics, like the corporate news media, have proven to be untrustworthy.
I know, I know… some will slander me as a sexist who belittles toplessness and women in non-kitchen roles in order to distract from the truth of what happened here. Sorry, but no. Alien, Terminator 2, of resident evil FranchiseKill Bill, Nikita, Salt, Long Kiss Goodnight, Mad Max: Fury Road, etc. is well established. Now let’s talk about what actually happened…
Nine years ago, Mad Max: Fury Road The film was successful because it was a bait-and-switch. Mad Max It was a movie starring Mad Max… but it was a bait-and-switch. After we paid, we found out it was something else. It was a Charlize Theron Furiosa movie with Mad Max in a supporting role. But Fury Road It was so good I didn’t mind.
During 2015 Fury Road And this weekend FuriosaThe only habit we developed back then was to avoid gender-reversed films, not because we were against women in action roles (see list above), but because all the gender-reversed films these days are terrible. Star Wars Sequel, Terminator: Dark Fate, Men in Black: International, Ghost Buster Ladies, In fact, most recent action movies starring women are pretty lackluster. The Kitchen, The 355, Charlie’s Angels Remake, resident evil Remake, Wonder Woman 1984, Wonder…
Once again, these shows are boring not because of the women who star them, but because of the boring fascists who make them, more interested in self-indulgent lectures and man-bashing than entertainment.
In other words, these scary movies make us Furiosa.
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