America! America!
Joey Chestnut beats Takeru Kobayashi in a Labor Day hot dog eating contest.
It didn't matter. The final score was 83-66.
Even the ASPCA wouldn't euthanize that many dogs in 10 minutes.
The 83 Franks wasn't the only record set over the holiday weekend.
Angel Reese set a new WNBA rebounding record with 418 rebounds, just shy of Jennifer Lopez's 528.
Nat visits Fish.
Miami's Max Meyer is 0-2 in his past three starts, allowing 10 runs (with nine walks) in 15 innings.
Patrick Corbin is 4-12 but has only allowed one run in 12 innings and has won two straight games.
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Before you can say, “Ketchup or mustard?”, this is over.
Willy Adames hit a three-run homer off Andre Pallante in the first inning and the Brewers beat the Cardinals, 9-3.
Tater told me to go outside and clean the grill.
We arrived in time to see Jackson Chorio's Grand Salami.
Down -363 Shish Kebab.
