Nikki Glaser has once again been subjected to NFL-related harassment.
And this time, almost no one escaped.
Four months after making waves with his jokes at the Netflix Roast of Tom Brady, the comedian appeared on Prime Video's Thursday Night Football postgame show, where he made a series of jokes poking fun at both the Jets and Patriots during a segment called “Late Hits with Nikki Glaser.”
That included brutal tackles on both Aaron Rodgers and former Patriots coach Bill Belichick.
“The Jets have a new quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, I call him 'Slow Rogan,'” Glazer said of New York's point guard, who has appeared multiple times on Joe Rogan's podcast.
“The irony is that he goes to silent meditation because he can't stop talking about it,” she added.
Glazer then joked about Rodgers and Jets coach Robert Saleh during the much-talked-about sideline encounter.
“I think Saleh was just reminding him. [Robert F. Kennedy Jr.] “I've withdrawn from the race,” Glaser added.
Rogers was reportedly under consideration as Kennedy's running mate earlier this year, but was not selected.
She also said it was a good thing Belichick wasn't at the game where the Jets “beat” the Patriots because “he was too busy watching 'Blippi' with his girlfriend.”
Belichick, 72, has been in the spotlight for his relationship with Jordan Hudson, who is nearly 50 years his junior.
But before she slammed the football stars, she made a joke to presenter Charissa Thompson.
“I'm so glad to finally see the pictures I showed the plastic surgeon,” she told an astonished Thompson, “but seriously, you were pretty intimidating. You looked like a country club boss.”
But Glazer also poked fun at himself, saying he resembles 49ers tight end George Kittle, before joking about the other judges, including Richard Sherman, Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzalez and Ryan Fitzpatrick.
As for Galifianakis, the former Jets quarterback, she said his teammates used to call him “Sacked Galifianakis” because he bears a slight resemblance to actor Zach Galifianakis.
Glazer also spoke about CJ Mosley's toe injury that prevented the team from winning in Week 3.
“The team doctor said it's a Grade 1 injury, but we're hopeful that once the doctor kisses it off, he'll make a full recovery,” Glazer joked. “Hold on, excuse me, I'm hearing the injury level has been upgraded.”
Glazer even said the Jets and their fans badly needed this win, given how fans have felt over the past four decades.
“The Jets are a lot like Bruce Springsteen. They're based in New Jersey and have been making grown men cry for the last 40 years,” she said.
She struck one last time, this time at the expense of New Jersey.
“But the Patriots actually won,” Glazer concluded, because they were able to leave New Jersey.
