Ippei Mizuhara, former interpreter and accountant for Shohei Otani, has been ordered to undergo treatment for gambling addiction.
Don “Yippie” Reed, Stitches’ auditor, interprets this treatment as follows:
“They’re obviously concerned about the integrity of the prison softball game.”
If you don’t want to end up playing shortstop for Team Suwon, remember that today is Tax Day…and today is the day we crush the Twinkies.
Minnesota’s Louis Berland started two games and lost both, giving up nine runs in nine innings pitched. The twins visit Baltimore.
Cole Irvin’s numbers (9 runs, 10 innings) mirror Berland’s numbers.
It’s a slug fest, and this slug gets the Orioles for $100 (-134, FanDuel).
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I was attacked by a guard! Trailing 5-4, the Yankees tied the score in the 9th inning with Anthony Volpe’s double.
When the Yankees scored two on the 10th, we felt like Scottie Scheffler on the 18th hole. And…a triple bogey.
Cleveland scored three points and won 8-7. Andres Jimenez’s sac fly was the winning run.
When the losses get heavy, it goes to an impressive -280.
