Alpaca launches a network for direct tokenization of U.S. stocks
Alpaca Introduces Instant Tokenization Network for US Stocks US broker-dealer Alpaca has unveiled a new Instant Tokenization Network (ITN) designed for institutions to easily create and redeem US stocks. The ITN enables institutions to tokenize their portfolios with a single API call, allowing for the smooth suppression of underlying stock tokens without any payment delays, […]
New York cops capture alpaca that ‘was on the lam’ after escaping a trailer
Police in New York received an unusual call and ultimately had to strangle the loose alpacas. Westchester County police said the department received a report on a llama running on Kiscoa Venue Thursday morning, but it turns out to be in fact an alpaca. “We received all sorts of interesting 911 calls and came to […]
NY cops wrangle ‘on the lam’ alpaca at car dealership in bizarre roundup
These officers fled. Westchester County police were forced to force an unusual runaway. This is an alpaca who escaped from a nearby trailer and walked the path towards the streets of the village of Mount Kisco. “We receive all sorts of interesting 911 calls.” The department said on Instagram. “In fact, it was an alpaca […]
DOGE trims federal agency staff to one, cuts nearly $1M grant for ‘alpaca farming in Peru’
The government's Department of Efficiency announced Tuesday that it had cut the Inter-American Foundation to one staff member, cutting $4.3 million in wasteful grants from government agencies. According to Doge's website, the department is already saving American taxpayers $100 billioncites “a combination of asset sales, cancellation and renegotiation of contracts/leases, removal of fraud and inappropriate […]