Olympics opening ceremony was the Alphabet Mafia’s magnum opus

In a final show of force, the Alphabet Mafia hijacked the Olympics and turned the opening ceremony into a bizarre and blatant mockery of Jesus Christ. The Paris Olympics opened with a pornographic re-enactment of Leonardo da Vinci’s interpretation of “The Last Supper,” the meal Jesus shared with his disciples before his crucifixion. The Paris […]
Google parent Alphabet posts 29% jump in profit on digital ad growth, AI offerings

Alphabet Inc. on Tuesday reported better-than-expected second-quarter revenue and profit, helped by rising digital advertising sales and solid demand for its cloud-computing services, but warned that capital spending will remain high for the year. Alphabet’s results highlighted strong demand for digital advertising, driven by events such as the Paris Olympics and elections in several countries, […]
Nasdaq futures fall after Alphabet, Tesla report earnings: Live updates – CNBC

35 minutes ago Tesla misses profit target for fourth consecutive year Tesla reported weaker-than-expected profits on Tuesday, making it the first electric-car maker to post four consecutive earnings misses. Second-quarter profits fell 17% below consensus, the biggest profit fall since January 2021. Tesla’s gross margin fell to 14.6% in the latest quarter, halving from 30% […]
Alphabet Soup: Has the DEI bubble finally burst? Shift in the private sector

The Secret Service failures during the near assassination of former President Donald Trump have once again shone the spotlight on so-called DEI hiring, with Director Kimberly Cheatle being accused of being a box-ticking diversity hire. This Washington Examiner series, Alphabet Soup, will take a closer look at whether the DEI chickens have come home to […]
It’s Time For A Big, Fat Gay Divorce From The Alphabet People

Estimated Reading Time: 4 minutes The G in LGBTQIA2S+ stands for “Guilt by association.” Normal gay people should flee the Alphabet People before we get fatally trampled. The original gay rights movement operated within America’s broadly Jeffersonian ethos: Individuals enjoy the liberty to pursue happiness, if they do not limit the rights of others. The […]
Tartessian alphabet slab uncovered in Spain during excavation

Spanish archaeologists recently announced the discovery of ancient stones engraved with mysterious symbols. Experts believe the symbols are in fact an ancient alphabet, and if their interpretation is correct, the tablet would be the third “attested southern ancient Hispanic alphabet,” according to the Spanish National Research Council (CSIC). The stone was discovered at the Casas […]
Google parent Alphabet taps Eli Lilly’s Anat Ashkenazi as new CFO

Google parent Alphabet said on Wednesday it had poached Anat Ashkenazi from pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly to become its next chief financial officer. Ashkenazi, 51, will take over the key role on July 31, succeeding Alphabet’s longtime CFO Ruth Porat. The tech giant announced about a year ago that Porat, 66, would take on a […]
Google’s Alphabet unveils improved AI chatbot Gemini

Google’s parent company Alphabet on Tuesday announced how it is building artificial intelligence across its businesses, including an enhanced Gemini chatbot and improved search capabilities, as it faces increased competition from OpenAI and other rivals. It showed whether there were any. At the annual I/O developer event in Mountain View, Calif., CEO Sundar Pichai said […]
S&P 500 futures pop in overnight trading, boosted by Alphabet and Microsoft: Live updates – CNBC

27 minutes ago The Fed’s recommended March inflation measure will be released on Friday. The Personal Consumption Expenditure Price Index is scheduled to be released Friday morning, giving the Federal Reserve a detailed look at the latest inflation indicators. According to the Dow Jones Economist Survey for March, overall PCE is expected to increase by […]
Billionaire Investor Bill Ackman Just Said That Alphabet Has "an Unmatched Business Model." Is He Right? – The Motley Fool

Alphabet’s pursuit of artificial intelligence (AI) may be overshadowed by competition, but prominent investor Bill Ackman says not to gloss over the company. One of the best ways to find out what’s happening with the “smart money” is to look at the regulatory filings of asset management companies. Bill Ackman, a hedge fund manager and […]