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Pirate’s Booty founder compares himself to Anne Frank after blowout election loss — and plans to start issuing ‘executive orders’

Voters threw him overboard – and he's (still) making waves. The founder of the popular pirate booty cheese puff snack, which was packed in the mayor of Long Island Village in Longshot, claimed that the tally was equipped and shockingly compared his pancross to Anfrank's light-like shape. Self-proclaimed “lost captain” Robert Erich caused the defeat […]

Pirate’s Booty founder declares himself mayor of Long Island village

Try it in a small town. The founder of the beloved cheese puff brand Pirates' booty claims to be the mayor of the newly formed Long Island town town in a “legal” maneuver, which has been dispelled by already existing Enclave officials. Robert Erich, who created the pirate booty in 1987, invoked an arcane New […]

General Booty Enters Transfer Portal

Oklahoma Sooners quarterback General Booty is officially entering the transfer portal after two seasons at the school, OUInsider.com reported Thursday. Booty came over as a walk-on in 2022 after playing a season at Tyler Junior College. He appeared in one game in each of the 2022 and 2023 seasons but didn’t attempt a pass. General […]