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Mavericks CEO makes insane trade comparison to justify Luka Doncic fiasco

Mavericks CEO Rick Weltz really went there. In an invitation-only media roundtable on Tuesday, Welz and Mavericks GM Nico Harrison confronted the decision to trade franchise player Luka Donsic for the Lakers for Anthony Davis before the February deadline. That wasn’t surprising, but the example of Welt, used as a defense, somehow raised even higher […]

Sen. Mark Warner laughs at Biden Afghan comparison to Signal chat leak

D-Va. Sen. Mark Warner of Laughtered CNBC host Joe Kernel and discussed major screws like a leaked signal group chat of Trump officials while nurturing the Biden administration's deadly Afghan pullout. Warner spoke about Atlantic Jeffrey Goldberg now gains access to text chains through the signal app on Wednesday morning at “Squawk Box.” Critics, including […]

Eagles’ Howie Roseman makes NSFW sex comparison to winning Super Bowl

Howey Roseman scored a bit of graphics when describing the Eagles' Super Bowl 2025 victory. The Philadelphia general manager answered not at work when asked how he felt about winning his second championship in eight seasons on “McShayshaw” this week. “It's almost like you have sex,” Roseman told host Todd McShay. “I'm so glad you […]

Brian Callahan makes Shedeur Sanders-Joe Burrow comparison

Brian Charahan, a head coach in Tennessee, seems to have some high expectations for Shedu Sanders. Last week, Sanders met several members of Titan staff, including Charahan and newly hired general manager Mike Borgonggwong. Titan, who holds the first general pick in the draft, is looking for a quarterback that could be a franchise's future […]

Suspected Ivy League CEO assassin draws comparison to Unabomber

Luigi Mangione, a prep school valedictorian and University of Pennsylvania graduate from a wealthy Maryland family who is currently charged with the ambush murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been compared to Unabomber Ted Kaczynski. has been done. “Both sent a message through their violent killings,” said John Kelly, a criminal profiler and head […]

Stephen A. Smith makes brutal Bryce Young comparison

Bryce Young's season, and NFL career, has gone almost exactly the opposite way he hoped. Now, having been benched following the Panthers' loss in Week 2, he's receiving flak from all sides for how awful he was. It's not surprising that Stephen A. Smith has joined the chorus of commentators slamming the young quarterback, but […]