Pirate’s Booty founder declares himself winner of Long Island village’s mayoral election — 30 minutes after polls open

Do they have him pilot the ship or let him walk the board? The founder of the popular pirate booty snack has declared himself Quaint Long Island Village mayoral election Tuesday – Just 30 minutes after the poll began. Robert Erich's wild declaration comes a week after the 66-year-old political newcomer announced he is currently […]
Civil Rights Office declares Maine is violating Title IX by letting males play in female sports

The Department of Health and Human Services' Civil Rights Office says Maine's Department of Education cannot hide behind the Principals' Association to continue allowing men to play in women's sports. In an astonishing announcement Monday, the Civil Rights Office said the Maine Department of Education, the Maine Principal Association and Greeley High School all violate […]
Peru declares an emergency and deploys the army as violence surges in the capital

The Peruvian president declared a state of emergency in the capital on Monday, ordering the deployment of soldiers to help police deal with the surge in violence amid widespread protests a day after the murder of the popular singer. President Dina Boralto's government has issued an order that the emergency will last for 30 days, […]
Trump declares Biden’s ‘autopen’ pardons for J6 committee, Fauci, others are ‘VOID’

President Donald Trump It has been declared Joe Biden's pardon suggests that the former president didn't sign them or “know nothing about them” early Monday morning, saying that he was “invalid, vacant, and no more power or effect.” While potential fantasies of Biden's pardon could spell Anthony Forsey's troubles, he retired Biden family member General […]
Rubio declares South African ambassador to US 'persona non grata' over Trump comments

Secretary of State Marco Rubio has declared the South African ambassador for US Ebrahim Lasor “Persona Non Grata,” and has accused his recent comments about President Trump of being a “racial politician.” “The US ambassadors for South Africa are no longer welcome in our great power,” Rubio said Friday. post Social Platform X. “Emrahim Rathor […]
Pirate’s Booty founder declares himself mayor of Long Island village

Try it in a small town. The founder of the beloved cheese puff brand Pirates' booty claims to be the mayor of the newly formed Long Island town town in a “legal” maneuver, which has been dispelled by already existing Enclave officials. Robert Erich, who created the pirate booty in 1987, invoked an arcane New […]
‘Death Of The Green New Scam’: Zeldin Declares End To Left’s Climate ‘Grift’

Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) administrator Lee Zeldin told Fox News Wednesday that the Trump administration will put an end to the “green new scam,” adding that Democrats will no longer be able to waste billions of dollars in taxpayer dollars. Since confirming Zeldin in January, EPA administrators have implemented substantial budget cuts to institutions, causing […]
Trump declares English official US language

The ‘Outnumbered’ panelists discuss an expected executive order from President Donald Trump that would make English the … source
Oregon Governor Cozies Up to Planned Parenthood CEO, Declares Grotesque Holiday

Oregon Governor Tina Kotek wishes you a happy “Abortion Appreciation Day.” The governor began her new holiday with a photo shoot and signed declaration In a gag between Beaming's supporters and abortions. In the midst of them was Dr. Sarah Kennedy. Kennedy was appointed CEO of Plannado Parent-Child Columbia Willamette (PPCW) on March 4, 2024. […]
Oregon Gov. declares March 10 as ‘Abortion Provider Appreciation Day’

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