The dark logic behind Gretchen Whitmer’s black Dorito ‘Eucharist’ mockery
Last week, many people online reported that Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer (D) tried to have a viral moment with the Harris-Waltz base by placing another woman on her lap with a Dorito. I was treated to the unwelcome and creepy sight of a vaguely pornographic breastfeeding video enacted. Chip. Why, God? why? There is a […]
Whitmer Issues Apology After Mocking Holy Communion with Dorito Chips
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) apologized after posting a video mocking the sacrament of the Eucharist, saying she would “never do anything to denigrate anyone's faith.” in statement The governor said it was provided to Fox 2 Detroit by Whitmer's office. videoThe video, which shows her wearing a Harris Waltz camouflage hat and placing a […]
Whitmer reenacts viral trend by feeding podcaster Dorito, drawing criticism from Republicans
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, a Democrat, drew criticism from some Republicans in an Instagram post in which she implanted a Dorito chip in a podcaster's mouth in an attempt to recreate a viral video trend. of Video shows WhitmerA person wearing a Harris Waltz hat puts a Dorito into the mouth of podcaster and author […]
Rikers guard saves baby choking on Dorito in jail’s visiting room
After a terrifying incident last week when a baby choked on a chip while visiting Rikers Island, the city's “Boldest” sprang into action to save the baby. The one-year-old boy began turning blue after swallowing Doritos around 7:40 p.m. on Sunday in a visiting area of the prison where his mother, Savannah Webb, had just […]
The ‘Dorito Theory’ explained â and how it could help you break an addiction to social media
It’s all just empty calories. A social media user has gone viral after posting a bracing new critique of a much-maligned modern phenomenon. They call it the “Dorit Theory.” The name may be new, but the idea that unsatisfying activities are the most addictive is an old one. “When you eat a Dorito and you […]