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We’re not very optimistic about this tech stock, but we’re excited about this bank.

We're not very optimistic about this tech stock, but we're excited about this bank.

Market Updates on Key Stocks Two noteworthy stocks are making headlines today—one in enterprise software and the other in banking. Starting with Bank of America, the firm has reduced its price target for Salesforce from $325 to $305 ahead of next month’s quarterly earnings report. Analysts still hold a buy rating for the stock, attributing […]

Rick Pitino gives his excited St. John’s team a fresh task.

Rick Pitino gives his excited St. John's team a fresh task.

Under Buddy Ryan’s guidance, it sometimes seemed like St. John’s had more opportunities to score via defense rather than offense. The Red Storm claimed the Big East regular season title for the first time since 1985, with Rick Pitino’s defense impressively ranking second in the nation by KenPom.com. They stood out in several categories: 10th […]

Jaelan Phillips excited to join Eagles after being traded from the Dolphins

Jaelan Phillips excited to join Eagles after being traded from the Dolphins

Jaelan Phillips is moving up in the world of football—going from one of the least successful teams to one of the top contenders—and he’s thrilled about the change. After being traded from the Dolphins to the Eagles on Monday, just before the NFL trade deadline, Phillips couldn’t contain his enthusiasm following his first practice with […]

Jimmy Kimmel Excited as Jasmine Crockett Accepts His Challenge for the Trump Trolling IQ Contest

Jimmy Kimmel Excited as Jasmine Crockett Accepts His Challenge for the Trump Trolling IQ Contest

Jasmine Crockett Accepts Kimmel’s Challenge Texas Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett has reportedly agreed to take an IQ test alongside President Donald Trump, an invitation extended by late-night host Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel, known for his playful stunts, had Crockett on his show this past Wednesday. “If you’ve tuned in recently, you know I’m preparing for something monumental. […]

NFL fans shocked by Tyreek Hill’s excited response to serious injury

NFL fans shocked by Tyreek Hill's excited response to serious injury

Tyreek Hill, the wide receiver for the Dolphins, had a bewildering reaction after suffering a serious leg injury during a 27-21 win over the Jets on “Monday Night Football.” Despite his injury, Hill was seen smiling and waving at the crowd while being carried off the field at Hard Rock Stadium, even as Miami led […]

Your Criticism Doesn’t Affect Me. I Know What Gets You Excited.

Your Criticism Doesn’t Affect Me. I Know What Gets You Excited.

Greetings, dear reader. So, let’s talk about a certain vehicle. I really hope things settle down, but who knows? Let’s dive in. Your disapproval doesn’t matter. This morning, my newsletter touches on the topic of when self-defense might justifiably become violent. I’d say it was a pretty intense call for action, though I still think […]