French Pole Vaulter fails to Medal After His Genitals Knock the Bar Over
Although this rarely happens to pole vaulters, it is a good thing for their reproductive prospects. French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati was unable to clear the bar after his genitals got caught in the bar midway through a spectacular vault. NEWS: French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati missed out on a medal after his “manliness” caused […]
Trump-aligned group targets Harris on key issue haunting her vice presidency: ‘Fails that test’
Exclusive: A well-funded outside political committee supporting former President Trump’s White House campaign is attacking Vice President Kamala Harris on the issue of border security. “America needs a commander in chief who is tough on illegal immigration, and Kamala Harris doesn’t fit the bill,” Art Del Cueto, vice president of the National Border Patrol Council, […]
‘Dear Kelly’ fails to heal its MAGA misfit’s ‘trauma’
Andrew Callahan is Gen Z’s favorite gonzo journalist—at least that was the case until he was fired early last year for “sexual misconduct.” The cancellation came shortly after HBO premiered “This Place Rules,” Callahan’s feature film debut, a documentary about the 2020 presidential election. It gave Callahan a bigger budget to make the same street […]
‘A true miracle’: Flames torch historic Baptist church sanctuary — but the fire fails to destroy famed pulpit
A massive, four-alarm fire broke out in the historic chapel of First Baptist Church of Dallas last Friday. But the flames failed to destroy the sanctuary’s historic pulpit. “It’s truly a miracle, especially when you see the area where this pulpit was on display engulfed in flames.” As the church began assessing the damage this […]
Harris-Biden Switch Fails to Change Race with Trump in Pennsylvania
Polls show a close race in Pennsylvania between former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris, with results roughly the same as when President Joe Biden was the presumptive Democratic nominee. A Commonwealth Foundation poll of 800 voters conducted after Harris became the front-runner for the Democratic nomination found that Indicated In a race […]
Jerry Nadler Rattles Off Examples Of Political Violence, Fails To Mention Several Notable Attacks On Conservatives
Democratic Rep. Jerrold Nadler of New York listed multiple examples of political violence during a Wednesday hearing, but the list omitted notable attacks on conservatives. The attempted assassinations of Republican Rep. Steve Scalise of Louisiana, Supreme Court Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh and an attack on Republican Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky were not mentioned in […]
First Baptist Dallas Fire Fails to Destroy Historic Pulpit in a Stunning Miracle
A four-alarm fire over the weekend destroyed much of the historic First Baptist Church of Dallas’s chapel but left intact the cherished 130-year-old pulpit that was a cornerstone for some of the congregation’s most beloved pastors. Built in 1890, this historic chapel in downtown Dallas was located next to the church’s current chapel. It remained […]
Sean Manaea fails to last five innings in Mets’ blowout win
Sean Manaea’s inconsistent first season with the Mets continued on Wednesday as the left-hander allowed just two runs but couldn’t complete five innings in a 12-3 win over the Yankees in the Bronx. The left-hander walked four batters in just 4 2/3 innings, forcing his already overworked relief pitchers to pitch four more innings. “The […]
Cheatle Fails to Answer How Firearm Got to Rooftop, When Last Sweep Occurred
Kimberly Cheatle, head of President Joe Biden’s Secret Service, did not answer questions about whether the shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks, brought the gun to the roof or whether it was already there before the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. Cheatle also did not say when the final search took place ahead of Trump’s […]
Chaos Ensues Among Dems as DNC Chair Fails to Delineate Plan
With the Democratic Party thrown into chaos after President Joe Biden announced he would not seek reelection, Democratic National Committee Chairman Jaime Harrison has failed to release a clear plan for next steps. in statement On Sunday, President Joe Biden Announced Harrison said he would not seek reelection as president but that Americans would hear […]