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Jets’ Tarik Cohen battles back from injuries and ‘fat’ period

Tarik Cohen has gained weight. Just ask him. Cohen described himself as “fat” four times on Tuesday as he recalled the time two years ago when he ruptured his Achilles tendon as a free agent rushing back from a devastating lower-body injury and thought his NFL career was over. Jets running back Tarik Cohen speaks […]

Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s risk is higher for people with body fat in key areas

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It’s Time For A Big, Fat Gay Divorce From The Alphabet People

Estimated Reading Time: 4 minutes The G in LGBTQIA2S+ stands for “Guilt by association.” Normal gay people should flee the Alphabet People before we get fatally trampled. The original gay rights movement operated within America’s broadly Jeffersonian ethos: Individuals enjoy the liberty to pursue happiness, if they do not limit the rights of others. The […]

Biden to hold post-debate rally in North Carolina with Fat Joe, E-40

In his first campaign event since the presidential debate, President Biden is scheduled to hold a rally in Raleigh, North Carolina on Friday with celebrities Fat Joe and E-40. The president left the CNN debate in Atlanta and headed to North Carolina for a rally that campaign officials described as “Biden riding high.” [his] He […]

Fat studies: The Ivy League’s latest and craziest academic trend

Brown University’s pre-college program is offering a course about fatphobia in which students will discuss “the social, medical, and cultural implications of fatness” in an introduction to the emerging academic field of “Fat Studies.” You can’t make this stuff up.  The weeklong class, titled “The F-Word: Examining the Science, Culture, and Politics of Fatness,” will […]

Fat Amy actress Rebel Wilson faces backlash “gay actors”

We have become so sensitive as a society that common sense now seems uncomfortable to us, and Rebel Wilson is living proof of this phenomenon. The Fat Amy actress has come under fire recently for stating the obvious about her career in acting. In an interview with BBC Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs, Wilson called […]

Concluded: Fat People Hurt The US Economy (Obviously)

It’s a sad day for America when we have to rely on the biggest nerds in the country to tell us the obvious. Goldman Sachs bean counters released a report predicting that U.S. GDP could grow by 1% if 60 million Americans started taking weight loss drugs like Ozempic by 2028. Forget about Big Pharma […]