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ROOKE: The Right Finally Figured Out A Winning Narrative Against Biden

At least according to the narrative, President Joe Biden is on drugs. For the first time in recent memory, conservatives have triumphed over the left’s control of mainstream thought. It’s a testament to their collective strength that hardly a person in America would deny the influence of pharmaceuticals on Biden’s behavior. While progressives may dominate […]

Jets’ AFC East opportunity is there to finally be seized

It’s still June, minicamp is over, and a long, hot summer awaits the Jets. Can you hear the opportunity looming? The AFC East is in hot water this season. “Obviously the division is going to be good,” DJ Reid said Wednesday, “Miami is going to be a good team. Obviously Buffalo lost some key players […]

AOC Finally Found An Anti-Israel Rally That’s Too Antisemitic For Her

Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez finally witnessed an anti-Israel rally she deemed antisemitic enough to warrant her response on social media. Ocasio-Cortez previously praised “peaceful” anti-Israel demonstrators causing chaos at college campuses in April. However, the Squad Democrat took to social media Tuesday afternoon to condemn protests outside The Nova Music Festival Exhibition in […]

Yankees finally sit Aaron Judge while on pace that rivals his 2022 self

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — And for his 68th game, Aaron Judge was rested. The Yankees’ star captain was left out of the starting lineup for the first time this season, but the team still managed to win the series opener against the Royals, 4-2, at Kauffman Stadium. Trent Grisham started in center field and Jamai […]

TV critic says ‘The Acolyte’ will ‘finally kill Star Wars’

A TV critic who watched the first few episodes of the new “Star Wars” series “The Acolyte” said the story changes will “kill” the series for those who enjoyed it before Disney took the helm. “Acolyte” marks the series’ first female-created show, with showrunner Leslye Headland introducing a new major female character to the storyline. […]

Pride Month Finally Comes For One Of The Last Bastions Of Manhood

Gamers. They targeted gamers. We should all be used to the rainbow crowd ruining everything by now. Even ordinary Americans who don’t harbor even the slightest bit of homophobia or hatred towards other people are bound to be annoyed by the annual June barrage of rainbow logos, Pride pandering, and hyper-sexualization of everything. But there […]