San Francisco slammed for $5M a year program to give free alcohol to the homeless: ‘This isn’t working’
A program that provides free booze to San Francisco’s homeless alcoholics came under fire this week after a tech company CEO questioned the logic of feeding the addicts of the city’s street dwellers. Adam Nathan, founder and CEO of Blaze, an AI marketing tool for small businesses, and chair of the Salvation Army San Francisco […]
ALEX McFARLAND: A Free Education In Iran For Students Who Are Pro-Hamas
Iran’s Shiraz University will offer scholarships to students suspended for anti-Israel and pro-Hamas protests on its US campus “as a gesture of solidarity,” Iranian state-run Press TV reported. This is not a satire of Babylon Bee. Shiraz U has made an offer. Will students at Caltech, Harvard, or the University of Pennsylvania transfer from a […]
UK biz offered free wine in small print, only claimed months later
There was great wine in the fine print! A British company posted an offer to claim a free bottle of “good wine” in its online privacy agreement, but no one noticed it for several months. So it was proven that almost no one read this boring text. Dan Needle, from think tank Tax Policy Associates, […]
The 2024 Election Will Be Neither Free Nor Fair
The normalization of election tampering has perverted American politics. Man is a creature that can get accustomed to anything,” said Dostoyevsky, and indeed, we’ve become so accustomed to the manipulation of our elections that it’s become almost the norm. But the Democrats have already far exceeded even their previous serious misdeeds. Conservative complaints about this […]
As Violent Crime Skyrockets Pima County Plans To Set More Criminals Free
Violent crime is skyrocketing in Pima County, but officials are too busy planning to release lawbreakers onto the streets to actually do anything about it. With the county jail falling into disrepair, the Pima County Board of Supervisors’ grand solution is to establish a commission that will study how officials can reduce the facility’s population […]
US government intervention in free markets goes way beyond TikTok
Congress may be all abuzz about forcing the Chinese owners of TikTok to sell the social media company so that the communists can’t control impressionistic U.S. teenagers with their propaganda. But it’s hardly the only effort being made by federal authorities to try to lessen the influence of foreign threats in sensitive areas of technology. […]
Explosives will be used to help free Dali from Baltimore Key Bridge
Salvage crews are preparing to use explosives to separate the Dali container ship from the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, more than a month after it sank. Joint Forces Chief Petty Officer Ronald Hodges said precision explosives would be used to free parts of the bridge stuck on top of containers on the ship. […]
Explosives will free Dali cargo ship from Baltimore Key bridge wreckage
Salvage crews in Baltimore plan to detonate explosives to rescue the cargo ship Dali from the wreckage of the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge, reports say. Joint Command Chief Petty Officer Ronald Hodges said the explosion would separate a huge chunk of the bridge truss that currently lies on the ship’s arm. he told WBAL-TV. […]
‘Woke Jesus’ from Babylon Bee says to turn the other cheek, except for Republicans: ‘Feel free to punch them in the face’
Christian satirical group Babylon Bee has released a new video that is sure to outrage the left while everyone else laughs. ”woke up jesus. ” The clip follows an awakened Jesus as he wanders the countryside, speaking in a pseudo-British accent the famous commands and truths of the Gospels, but with a left-field twist. “Do […]
Breaking down Jets roster after draft, free agency
The hard work of building the Jets’ roster has been completed. Jets GM Joe Douglas and the Jets targeted certain areas of the team this offseason, particularly the offensive line and wide receivers, in an effort to end the team’s 13-year playoff drought. Now that free agency and the NFL Draft are in the rearview […]