Hulk Hogan’s Beer Brand Is Giving Us One Of Most Gloriously American Paint Schemes In NASCAR History
If you think Hulk Hogan can't get anything more iconic, think again. When it comes to branding, one of the biggest things you can do is be featured on NASCAR regarding paint schemes. Hulk Hogan's authentic American beer is the next one that uses a Grade A marketing strategy: Hyak Motorsports, rebranded by JTG Daugherty […]
Hillary Clinton’s attempt to dunk on Hegseth over Russia-related order backfires gloriously
Nameless source I said Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegses ordered US Cyber Command to suspend attack operations against Russia – apparently as part of the Trump administration's broader efforts to direct President Vladimir Putin to negotiate an end to the war in Ukraine. Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton clearly saw the report as an […]
Jon Gruden Gloriously Gets Uncanceled By Buccaneers
They should have never cancelled him in the first place, but here we are! Former head coach John Gruden will once again become the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' honorary ring. He was taken out of the ring 2021However, according to a Thursday announcement from the franchise, the Bucs have decided to bring him back. (Related: What […]
Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes Gloriously Credits Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ For Continued Super Bowl Success
Patrick Mahomes has a powerful tool on his side: Jesus. As his success and superbowl ring count continue to grow, our charm and curiosity on Kansas City Chief Scorter Bag will grow in the same way. “What do you do?”, “How is he composed?”, “How do you win the Super Bowl after the Super Bowl?” […]
Panthers’ Xavier Legette Gloriously Rides His Horse ‘Dolla Bill’ After First Career Touchdown
This is really great! If you haven't already, here are the Carolina Panthers' rookies to watch. Xavier Leggettpeople you want to pay attention to and support. (Related article: Chiefs' Lachie Rice, Patrick Mahomes suffer knee contusions, feared to suffer season-ending anterior cruciate ligament tear) Carolina's offense may be out of a funk, but the wide […]
TY Hilton Gloriously Tosses Seth Rollins Over Wall At Colts-Bears Game, Karma For ‘I Hate Football’ Comment
My friend Seth has gone full kayfabe! Seth RollinsFormer WWE World Heavyweight Champion Rollins was at the Indianapolis Colts vs. Chicago Bears game at Lucas Oil Stadium on Sunday, and as a known Bears fan, Rollins wasn't exactly well received by Colts fans, but the same could be said for former Indianapolis superstar wide receiver […]
New York Mets Gloriously Honor Their Good Luck Charm Grimace With His Own Commemorative Purple Seat
I hate the Mets, but I think this is pretty cool. McDonald's legendary character Grimmus has (amusingly) been the New York Mets' good luck charm throughout the 2024 season, and now, with just two weeks left in the season, the team has decided to honor the icon at Citi Field — and in style. (Related […]
NBC Is Gloriously Returning Their Legendary ‘Roundball Rock’ Theme Amid Locking Up NBA Television Rights
NBC went against the corporate mold and actually gave the people what they wanted! When it comes to the NBA’s 11-year, $75 billion television deal, it has to be the league’s return to NBC that is getting people excited the most. And in particular, the television network’s return of their iconic “Roundball Rock” theme. It’s […]
MLB Should Be Praised For Gloriously Naming Paul Skenes The National League Starter For The All-Star Game
Yes! Major League Baseball is bringing the heat with this one! It’s been an absolutely incredible rookie season for Pittsburgh Pirates starting pitcher Paul Skenes, and it’s about to get amplified courtesy of the ace being named as the starting pitcher for the National League in the 2024 All-Star Game. While Skenes was making an […]
A New Species Of Dolphin Has Gloriously Been Discovered — Ladies And Gentleman, Be Introduced To: Delphinus Pacificus
The glory as a tropical type is real. In the Pacific Ocean, scientists and marine biologists have made an absolutely brilliant discovery. It's the fact that we have a new species of dolphin. Times New Global. This groundbreaking announcement comes after scientists conducted years of research and observations, leading the team to conclude that dolphins […]